Quick. Grandma dies, how long do you wait to masturbate?
 

I say the next shower I take after hearing the news

I'd give it a few days. Guess it depends on how close you were

Right after you finish choking her.

The chocked grandma to chicken combo

At the funeral. Them shits be boring anyways.

Bump

Sadness and masturbation go hand in hand. I don't think there is a wrong time to do it really.

I got head on the way back from my grandmas funeral...so I say just do it man...just do it

what if the masterbating is what caused her death? do you try to immediately string a 2-3x combo? or do you risk the combobreaker by calling 911?

Never risk the combo breaker tbh
Steal some liquor from the funeral home, they got it trust me we git drunk as fuck off the funeral homes tab when my grandpa died. Go nut in an empty casket

Tbh this is why I got my grandma the life alert bracelet.