Jimmy (0-0) vs Texcellence (0-0) - JIMMY WINS

Sharp · 01-02-2014, 10:18 PM

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Bender · 01-03-2014, 01:05 AM

√ check

Texcellence · 01-03-2014, 08:20 AM

Check.
@Jimmy - 12 lines?

Bender · 01-05-2014, 03:06 PM

You’re trying really hard now, but why Chief?
Call it the Wild Card when my Colt 45 touchdown…on this guy’s cheek
So go cry geek your style hardly is awesome
In fact it’s so taxed that T’s going overboard...like a party in Boston
He’s kinky as fuck but has trouble with love
So if you ever get a Lay Tex, it’s probably from your favorite rubber glove
I have battled the best. Left, Hush, Ill-Nik and Neigh smacked me
You’re not a heavy contender; you just struggle with your weight fatty
Nothing but head shots from the Cannon that I hold and clap
….That’ll remove ‘Lence cap like I’m getting ready to take a photograph

@Texcellence

Texcellence · 01-07-2014, 10:18 AM

That storms a trip..

A state emergence, -51, crazy, you wonder how people are coping?
Just know that Jimmy's typing cold, with his bedroom window open*
I'll leave your <body> in the Cloud, I'm not talking hosting pal
That'll be where I leave you after I uppercut you off the ground
^ See I can include filler, heck I'll even force some punches too
These shots will have your abdominal ache, more than crunches do
It's odd, this J is only ever grinning when a dick is on his chin*
Cos' guys looking to shed some pressure will always hit the Jim
These days you'll get a vote for effort and I can't get the gist
It's like winning a game of golf, for every hole that you miss
So excuse me for being pissed, but the irony's exposing the fony
Cos I last witnessed shots that played watching gamer on my sony

You've got me explaining bars like it's 2001!
* Jimmy is from New York, the current storm
* J is another nickname for a Vagina

KwaL!ty · 01-07-2014, 10:32 AM

He’s kinky as fuck but has trouble with love
So if you ever get a Lay Tex, it’s probably from your favorite rubber glove
I have battled the best. Left, Hush, Ill-Nik and Neigh smacked me
You’re not a heavy contender; you just struggle with your weight fatty

Some bars missed the opener i get it but its gun play in text lol ... the second bar was a Boston Tea Party flip which is hella played .. the 3rd & 4th were decent nothing crazy but connected & did the job .. the closer was a miss on the name/word play ...

vs

These days you'll get a vote for effort and I can't get the gist
It's like winning a game of golf, for every hole that you miss

Lots of played bars in here Tex i see that you are shaking some rust off .. keep at it your definitely showing improvement but the misses hurt you badly ..

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This battle wasnt one sided but it was an easy decision ..

Vote- Jimbo

Allen Knight · 01-08-2014, 07:34 PM

Contender, closer

Vs

Golf

V/jimmy, ok one both had alot of played concepts tho...yah both got decent wording
Just try to.stay current an fresh. This was pretty close but jim had one more quote.

big baby · 01-08-2014, 09:55 PM

Both had internally delicate verses. While text had a very smooth and jabbing style, it wasn't potent. The <body> line couldve been soo better, by reading it I had about 3 things that couldve been hard hitting punches. But he just landed a slow jab. The whole rhyme was crisp. While Jimmy's was a bit erratic and over the top, it still had some elements of punch factor in them. Both verses weren't amazing, but I enjoyed jimmy's verse more, well I enjoyed both verses equally, but if I'm judging over a certain premise, then, Jimmy has the edge here.

CtrlF4 · 01-11-2014, 12:15 PM

Jim had

Contender...glove

vs

Text had

Pressure

V/jimmy...for consistency his misses were better imo I like the pressure off bar from text just not his other lines too much honestly but jim

Unfukwitable · 01-12-2014, 04:03 PM

You’re trying really hard now, but why Chief?
Call it the Wild Card when my Colt 45 touchdown…on this guy’s cheek
I have battled the best. Left, Hush, Ill-Nik and Neigh smacked me
You’re not a heavy contender; you just struggle with your weight fatty
Nothing but head shots from the Cannon that I hold and clap
….That’ll remove ‘Lence cap like I’m getting ready to take a photograph

vs

nothing

I just felt like one didn't have any hits they were okay lines but nothing that stuck imo .. v/ Jim

Greed · 01-13-2014, 06:39 AM

V jimmy

You wasn't saying much Tex. Abdominal ache was close but it ended pretty bland.

01-05-2014, 03:06 PM	#4
Bender Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 264 Battle Record: 11-5 Rep Power: 146919	You’re trying really hard now, but why Chief? Call it the Wild Card when my Colt 45 touchdown…on this guy’s cheek So go cry geek your style hardly is awesome In fact it’s so taxed that T’s going overboard...like a party in Boston He’s kinky as fuck but has trouble with love So if you ever get a Lay Tex, it’s probably from your favorite rubber glove I have battled the best. Left, Hush, Ill-Nik and Neigh smacked me You’re not a heavy contender; you just struggle with your weight fatty Nothing but head shots from the Cannon that I hold and clap ….That’ll remove ‘Lence cap like I’m getting ready to take a photograph @Texcellence Last edited by Bender; 01-05-2014 at 04:51 PM.

01-08-2014, 07:34 PM	#7
Allen Knight Foreva us, neva them. Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 9,176 Battle Record: 106-34 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Key to Greatness I - BA Cypher Tournament - Tag Team Tournament I - Fight Night LXXVI - Time to Kill V - Fight Night LXXX - 1-2 Punch League - Fight Night Cypher II - Key Grand Prix IV - NBL Cypher (7x) - Throwdown Cypher - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Cypher III - Fight Night 1 - Tag Team Tournament V Rep Power: 85899401	Contender, closer Vs Golf V/jimmy, ok one both had alot of played concepts tho...yah both got decent wording Just try to.stay current an fresh. This was pretty close but jim had one more quote. __________________ C.O.B The Bad Guys.

01-03-2014, 01:05 AM	#2
Bender Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 264 Battle Record: 11-5 Rep Power: 146919	√ check

01-03-2014, 08:20 AM	#3
Texcellence 7 were no shows Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 193 Battle Record: 0-11 Rep Power: 0	Check. @Jimmy - 12 lines?

01-07-2014, 10:18 AM	#5
Texcellence 7 were no shows Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 193 Battle Record: 0-11 Rep Power: 0	That storms a trip.. A state emergence, -51, crazy, you wonder how people are coping? Just know that Jimmy's typing cold, with his bedroom window open* I'll leave your <body> in the Cloud, I'm not talking hosting pal That'll be where I leave you after I uppercut you off the ground ^ See I can include filler, heck I'll even force some punches too These shots will have your abdominal ache, more than crunches do It's odd, this J is only ever grinning when a dick is on his chin* Cos' guys looking to shed some pressure will always hit the Jim These days you'll get a vote for effort and I can't get the gist It's like winning a game of golf, for every hole that you miss So excuse me for being pissed, but the irony's exposing the fony Cos I last witnessed shots that played watching gamer on my sony You've got me explaining bars like it's 2001! * Jimmy is from New York, the current storm * J is another nickname for a Vagina

01-07-2014, 10:32 AM	#6
KwaL!ty Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,170 Battle Record: 21-15 Rep Power: 0	He’s kinky as fuck but has trouble with love So if you ever get a Lay Tex, it’s probably from your favorite rubber glove I have battled the best. Left, Hush, Ill-Nik and Neigh smacked me You’re not a heavy contender; you just struggle with your weight fatty Some bars missed the opener i get it but its gun play in text lol ... the second bar was a Boston Tea Party flip which is hella played .. the 3rd & 4th were decent nothing crazy but connected & did the job .. the closer was a miss on the name/word play ... vs These days you'll get a vote for effort and I can't get the gist It's like winning a game of golf, for every hole that you miss Lots of played bars in here Tex i see that you are shaking some rust off .. keep at it your definitely showing improvement but the misses hurt you badly .. ---------------- This battle wasnt one sided but it was an easy decision .. Vote- Jimbo

01-11-2014, 12:15 PM	#9
CtrlF4 ....Hakuna Matata.... Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 770 Battle Record: 11-11 Rep Power: 3351062	Jim had Contender...glove vs Text had Pressure V/jimmy...for consistency his misses were better imo I like the pressure off bar from text just not his other lines too much honestly but jim

01-12-2014, 04:03 PM	#10
Unfukwitable baz∞ka Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,643 Battle Record: 38-35 Champed - Fight Night 7 - Battle Arena Tournament - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 36460388	You’re trying really hard now, but why Chief? Call it the Wild Card when my Colt 45 touchdown…on this guy’s cheek I have battled the best. Left, Hush, Ill-Nik and Neigh smacked me You’re not a heavy contender; you just struggle with your weight fatty Nothing but head shots from the Cannon that I hold and clap ….That’ll remove ‘Lence cap like I’m getting ready to take a photograph vs nothing I just felt like one didn't have any hits they were okay lines but nothing that stuck imo .. v/ Jim

01-13-2014, 06:39 AM	#11
Greed Raw Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,721 Battle Record: 21-40 Rep Power: 29975687	V jimmy You wasn't saying much Tex. Abdominal ache was close but it ended pretty bland.