|
10-01-2020, 11:00 PM
|
#1 | |
|
Spoiled brat
Join Date: May 2020
Location: Detroit
Posts: 1,996
Battle Record: 25-3
Champed - Now Or Never 2020
- Netcees Pic League
- NPL Season I
- Netcees Battle League
- NBL Season XV
Rep Power: 83702000   |
WEEK 1: Aero vs Dave DAVE WINS
Welcome to the NBL
Rules Line limit Minimum: 10 Maximum: 16 Verses due 11:59pm EST October 6, 2020 (Tuesday) Extensions are granted automatically. 24-hour max. MUST BE REQUESTED BY DEADLINE Good luck, gentlemen
__________________
Quote:
|
|
|
|
10-01-2020, 11:02 PM
|
#2 |
|
GOAT
Join Date: Jul 2015
Posts: 4,826
Battle Record: 14-17
Champed - Site Diss Competition
- Tag Tournament III
- Lyric Olympics
- Tag Tournament: "Omicron Variant"
Rep Power: 0   |
Lol too easy.
10.
__________________
Too Rich IRL to Be Here. I'm Out.
 Last edited by Aero; 10-06-2020 at 11:21 PM. |
|
|
|
10-06-2020, 11:21 PM
|
#3 |
|
GOAT
Join Date: Jul 2015
Posts: 4,826
Battle Record: 14-17
Champed - Site Diss Competition
- Tag Tournament III
- Lyric Olympics
- Tag Tournament: "Omicron Variant"
Rep Power: 0 |
....
__________________
Too Rich IRL to Be Here. I'm Out.
Last edited by Aero; 10-07-2020 at 12:41 AM. |
|
|
|
10-06-2020, 11:35 PM
|
#4 | |
|
HE / HIM / FRAC
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: PA
Posts: 11,592
Battle Record: 56-21
Accomplishments - 50+ Wins
Champed - The Ultimate Writer
- NBL Cypher
- 1-2 Punch League
Rep Power: 12601538  |
Don't post, Dave
nothing wrong with going 0-1
__________________
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
10-07-2020, 02:13 AM
|
#5 |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: May 2020
Posts: 695
Battle Record: 19-10
Champed - BA Show And Prove
- Summer Classic XI
Rep Power: 4156647 |
I asked for the ext in discord
|
|
|
|
10-07-2020, 03:04 AM
|
#6 |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: May 2020
Posts: 695
Battle Record: 19-10
Champed - BA Show And Prove
- Summer Classic XI
Rep Power: 4156647 |
Do I wanna see an aero comeback? Nope that’s enough now
If I’m taken aback after reading his verse it’s just so I can choke him the fuck out Seen ur pic in the discord and good lawwwwd.. nearly knocked me off my feet 5’6” and a face so clapped out it could’ve been a gospel beat Most wont admit to hearding plump chicks but this fucking herb just loves it I haven’t seen such a display of wanton abandon since he dumped his girl in public Tiny guy with big ideas, don’t know why this cunt is rated Bet He makes as little impact in this XV as all the other ones he’s dated I’ve lived with my girl for almost as long as this guy has been alone You could say that we play house but he’d think we’re describing his dream home This comeback to text will be one he regrets; he was hoping I would miss this Bout to snuff out a vet, He can suffer or jet but his only votes will be from bitches
__________________
|
|
|
|
10-07-2020, 10:50 PM
|
#7 |
|
GOAT
Join Date: Jul 2015
Posts: 4,826
Battle Record: 14-17
Champed - Site Diss Competition
- Tag Tournament III
- Lyric Olympics
- Tag Tournament: "Omicron Variant"
Rep Power: 0 |
It's a dark autumn night in Wisconsin. Aero is in bed in his palatial estate when he hears a car pull into his driveway. Vrroooooom... Leaves rustling. Aero, heart beating through his chest slightly opens the blinds to see who could be in his driveway this late at night. The driver of the car turns off his headlights.
The driver pulls out what appears to be a phone. Maybe a gun. It's hard to tell. Aero takes a closer look and the object has a neon green background. Could this be? A netceer at his house? A Nokia flip phone. It's Dave. Aero knew he meant business. Dave dialed a number... I'm thinking what a killjoy, dont do it I'm begging you One call & the bitch came out of me.. frantic "Dave knows I'm here pegging you.." I said tell him you cant talk you're on 1%, she said that's a lie to my spouse I put my little guy in her mouth, then said you ARE on 1% look at the size of my house Dave... your time here was hopeless from start Only thing more tragic in 2020 is COVID and the verse Uni just posted for Barc I can leave a bitch easily, I'm never lacking for sex Last time you cut ties with a bitch you helped her get back at her ex I work with kids, try to show em in life there's better things You work with kids, the manager at Wendy's is seventeen Weirdo went to get gas, it read "lift handle & select grade" what a loser He took the grip of his pistol went to a school and raped a bunch of middle schoolers
__________________
Too Rich IRL to Be Here. I'm Out.
Last edited by Aero; 10-08-2020 at 05:08 AM. |
|
|
|
10-08-2020, 08:38 AM
|
#8 |
|
NJ Devil
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 12,036
Battle Record: Who Cares
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
Rep Power: 84181420 |
What the fuck lol
__________________
Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk |
|
|
|
10-08-2020, 07:38 PM
|
#9 |
|
Ukrainian Howlitzers
Join Date: May 2013
Posts: 5,098
Battle Record: 41-24
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
Champed - NBL Season 3
- Alias Tournament II
- Fight Night XLVIII
- Fight Night XXV
- Fight Night XV
- Fight Night (3x)
- Netcees Battle League (4x)
- NBL Tag Team Season 3
- Lyric Olympics
- 1-2 Punch League (3x)
- Battle Arena League (2x)
- Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2
- BA Tag
- NPL Roast
- Netcees Pic League
Rep Power: 17502335 |
Do I wanna see an aero comeback? Nope that’s enough now
If I’m taken aback after reading his verse it’s just so I can choke him the fuck out nice, delivered well....dig it Seen ur pic in the discord and good lawwwwd.. nearly knocked me off my feet 5’6” and a face so clapped out it could’ve been a gospel beat cnt say im familiar with the term 'clapped out' but cool concept Most wont admit to hearding plump chicks but this fucking herb just loves it I haven’t seen such a display of wanton abandon since he dumped his girl in public lolll cool Tiny guy with big ideas, don’t know why this cunt is rated Bet He makes as little impact in this XV as all the other ones he’s dated ncie i like the concept...good hit I’ve lived with my girl for almost as long as this guy has been alone You could say that we play house but he’d think we’re describing his dream home nah This comeback to text will be one he regrets; he was hoping I would miss this Bout to snuff out a vet, He can suffer or jet but his only votes will be from bitches good scheme...dece concept to close vs. I'm thinking what a killjoy, dont do it I'm begging you One call & the bitch came out of me.. frantic "Dave knows I'm here pegging you.." AHAHAHAHAAHA wow... very witty tbh but there isnt a punch....youre wild for this one I said tell him you cant talk you're on 1%, she said that's a lie to my spouse I put my little guy in her mouth, then said you ARE on 1% look at the size of my house lmaoo geeze...swag for days but no punch Dave... your time here was hopeless from start Only thing more tragic in 2020 is COVID and the verse Uni just posted for Barc filler I can leave a bitch easily, I'm never lacking for sex Last time you cut ties with a bitch you helped her get back at her ex lmao this is fire I work with kids, try to show em in life there's better things You work with kids, the manager at Wendy's is seventeen haha i like this...good punch Weirdo went to get gas, it read "lift handle & select grade" what a loser He took the grip of his pistol went to a school and raped a bunch of middle schoolers raping kids as a punch lmao....nah this was much better conceptually the way you originally had it...seems like you were out of ideas and tried to simply make it work Dave won the battle, but Aero won the war... this was mad entertaining imo props guys....Dave got it with stronger punches but aero had me rollin |
|
|
|
10-08-2020, 10:17 PM
|
#10 | |
|
Bags will be avenged
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 12,621
Battle Record: 85-58
Accomplishments - 50+ Wins
Champed - Gimmick Battle League
- 1-2 Punch League (5x)
- Fight Night LXXIX
- Fight Night 4
- Netcees Battle League (2x)
- NPL Roast
Rep Power: 84181421 |
For Dave’s opener, wanton, XV
Vs Aeros cut ties and Wendy’s manager Dave had one more quotable but he didn’t set the scene though... Hmmm. He didn’t set the scene. Still I think I have to go with Dave here. V/dave
__________________
Quote:
philosophy.
|
|
|
|
|
10-09-2020, 05:08 AM
|
#11 |
|
Everything's Connected
Join Date: Nov 2017
Location: Niagara Falls, Canada
Posts: 1,001
Battle Record: 19-8
Champed - Guerrilla Writing League(2x)
- GWL Picture challenge(2x)
- Art of Writing League
Rep Power: 10178706 |
evaD:
Do I wanna see an aero comeback? Nope that’s enough now If I’m taken aback after reading his verse it’s just so I can choke him the fuck out - I love this concept - not new, but this was done right. Seen ur pic in the discord and good lawwwwd.. nearly knocked me off my feet 5’6” and a face so clapped out it could’ve been a gospel beat - haha.. I'll take your word for it. Most wont admit to hearding plump chicks but this fucking herb just loves it I haven’t seen such a display of wanton abandon since he dumped his girl in public - lol. Very nice. Tiny guy with big ideas, don’t know why this cunt is rated Bet He makes as little impact in this XV as all the other ones he’s dated - solid. I’ve lived with my girl for almost as long as this guy has been alone You could say that we play house but he’d think we’re describing his dream home - I really like your set up lines... Relevant, and with multi's. Good stuff. This comeback to text will be one he regrets; he was hoping I would miss this Bout to snuff out a vet, He can suffer or jet but his only votes will be from bitches - nice scheme here to end it. Dave is dope. Aero: It's a dark autumn night in Wisconsin. Aero is in bed in his palatial estate when he hears a car pull into his driveway. Vrroooooom... Leaves rustling. Aero, heart beating through his chest slightly opens the blinds to see who could be in his driveway this late at night. The driver of the car turns off his headlights. The driver pulls out what appears to be a phone. Maybe a gun. It's hard to tell. Aero takes a closer look and the object has a neon green background. Could this be? A netceer at his house? A Nokia flip phone. It's Dave. Aero knew he meant business. Dave dialed a number... - lol loved this. I'm thinking what a killjoy, dont do it I'm begging you One call & the bitch came out of me.. frantic "Dave knows I'm here pegging you.." - okay, so let's continue the story lol I said tell him you cant talk you're on 1%, she said that's a lie to my spouse I put my little guy in her mouth, then said you ARE on 1% look at the size of my house - I mean, cool. But this is the statement-ish stuff that I got in trouble for. Dave... your time here was hopeless from start Only thing more tragic in 2020 is COVID and the verse Uni just posted for Barc - lol... I deserved this. I can leave a bitch easily, I'm never lacking for sex Last time you cut ties with a bitch you helped her get back at her ex - took me a moment with this one lol, but very nice. I work with kids, try to show em in life there's better things You work with kids, the manager at Wendy's is seventeen - this read weird. Only because "things" and "teen" never really blend well on first look. It rhymes, I know... just comes off awk in text form. Weirdo went to get gas, it read "lift handle & select grade" what a loser He took the grip of his pistol went to a school and raped a bunch of middle schoolers - hahahhaa ... I actually really liked this closer. Aero... you're better than I thought you were man. This was a good battle... evaD brought the heat but Aero brought the creativity in how he presented his verse. I kind of want to tell Aero to come join a topical league because I think his storytelling abilities would shine in that environment. But in terms of straight battling, I got to go with evaD here. Aero, I know you signed out, but I hope we meet up somewhere down the line - either here or in GWL season 2. Sign up! Vote - evaD
__________________
..Passed the Present and Future.. |
|
|
|
10-09-2020, 09:58 AM
|
#12 |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2013
Posts: 480
Battle Record: 7-12
Rep Power: 1856622 |
Do I wanna see an aero comeback? Nope that’s enough now
If I’m taken aback after reading his verse it’s just so I can choke him the fuck out cool Seen ur pic in the discord and good lawwwwd.. nearly knocked me off my feet 5’6” and a face so clapped out it could’ve been a gospel beat lol Most wont admit to hearding plump chicks but this fucking herb just loves it I haven’t seen such a display of wanton abandon since he dumped his girl in public decentt Tiny guy with big ideas, don’t know why this cunt is rated Bet He makes as little impact in this XV as all the other ones he’s dated lmao I’ve lived with my girl for almost as long as this guy has been alone You could say that we play house but he’d think we’re describing his dream home not feeling this This comeback to text will be one he regrets; he was hoping I would miss this Bout to snuff out a vet, He can suffer or jet but his only votes will be from bitches okk vs. I'm thinking what a killjoy, dont do it I'm begging you One call & the bitch came out of me.. frantic "Dave knows I'm here pegging you.." errr I said tell him you cant talk you're on 1%, she said that's a lie to my spouse I put my little guy in her mouth, then said you ARE on 1% look at the size of my house lol Dave... your time here was hopeless from start Only thing more tragic in 2020 is COVID and the verse Uni just posted for Barc ok I can leave a bitch easily, I'm never lacking for sex Last time you cut ties with a bitch you helped her get back at her ex lol I work with kids, try to show em in life there's better things You work with kids, the manager at Wendy's is seventeen loll Weirdo went to get gas, it read "lift handle & select grade" what a loser He took the grip of his pistol went to a school and raped a bunch of middle schoolers nah aero had some hits here and there despite the disturbing imagery displayed in the verse.. but dave came (no pun intended) all the way in here with some good punches.. XV and gospel beat were hilarious.. good shit dave v/dave |
|
|
|
10-09-2020, 11:31 AM
|
#13 |
|
I <3 girls an good at sex
Join Date: May 2020
Posts: 149
Battle Record: 4-4
Rep Power: 132754 |
Aero one of my favs
He could have won here with one more bar. Hilarious though. 1% had me dying. Cut ties dope too. Dave my guy. Solid work per usual. Opener and Wanton were dope. Rest was solid and more direct than aero. Good shit guys Vote - dave
__________________
They think I’m dope and I Cedar Point |
|
|
|
10-09-2020, 11:59 AM
|
#14 |
|
K I N G
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 685
Battle Record: 15-10
Rep Power: 3228865 |
Yeah this battle was fucking hilarious. Dave had the usual dope stuff. Wanton was sick.
But Aero... Lollllllllllllll Idc I’m voting Aero just for humor and creativity. V - Aero
__________________
First Class |
|
|
|
|
Linear Mode
