evaD 1-0 vs Adverse 1-2 - DAVE WINS

Sharp · 07-20-2020, 08:45 PM

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@Adverse @evaD

you figure the pics out

Adverse · 07-20-2020, 08:47 PM

I'll post a new pic here in a few David, 12 sound good?

Adverse · 07-21-2020, 01:08 AM

there you go baby boy

evaD · 07-21-2020, 02:18 AM

Technically me and the puss are untouched so upto you? Can find a new one?

12 is cool

Adverse · 07-21-2020, 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evaD

Technically me and the puss are untouched so upto you? Can find a new one?

12 is cool

Nah you're good you can leave it

evaD · 07-22-2020, 04:58 AM

I swear I’ve seen this dude before? Pic shows a hell of a likeness
Yo when did Paul Giamatti get diagnosed with elephantitis?
They say this battle will be close? Don’t trust a word the board said
When they wrote battle of epic proportions, they were referring to your head
They keep talking of your potential but we all know that Ad’s shit
If he’s on the verge of something massive it’s cuz I’m bout to throw him off that cliff
This life can be a bitch, not every dude can get them pants off
So I’m just tryna cut through the B.S. and squeeze some titties like your jansport
I’ve said the pussy jokes are busted, but on my life it bears repeating
Ad grinning like the cat that got the cream on wayyyyy too many slices of the pecan
Egghead with a nervous grin, w/ blade or the stick I’m a nutter
Pull up quick if he mutters.... but if that coconut shy then I’ll be pitching the cutter

Adverse · 07-23-2020, 01:03 AM

You told me you were a lady's man David, you had them bitches gettin bent
Who knew when he said he was 'laying with mad pussy' this is what he meant
The face a fuckin disgrace bet your Ma ain't got none ya pictures on the wall
You look Tom Brady if he lost it all but handled just as many balls
Probably weigh a buck ten soaking weight your arm strength just ain't showin
So if you pushed me 'I'd never hit with that panel' like Barc getting hate voted
Your reputation proceeds you my friend I heard you always jawin' dick
Thought Joe Exotic was the biggest faggot I'd see with a cat - then I saw this pic
I don't usually promote animal cruelty but this is what it takes to be a winner
One shot leaves that 'cat all over your grill'
like you're having Asian for dinner
Hope you've enjoyed that matress kid, your nap is over, the Mac will spit
And the next white sheet you'll see is when you're fuckin wrapped in it

UPN Zuch · 07-23-2020, 12:19 PM

Cool battle here

Lol Dave getting better and better. BS line was mad creative, cliff was cool too. Your wording has improved drastically but there’s still work to do. You are one of my fav reads lately because I know I’ll see at least one bar that will make me go damn, usually more. Once you clean up a couple things you could be a top battler easy.

Adverse this was one of your better verses. Shorter bars that get to the punch are my preference and you did that better here than normally. Mad pussy and exotic were cool but nothing super hot. Cool read.

Vote Dave

FGR · 07-23-2020, 11:53 PM

Referring to ur head
Off that cliff
Jansport

Vs

Opener( seen this coming the second I seen his pic so took away from the sting a little bit)
Joe exotic (but u could of done alot more)
Asian for dinner

This is tough to vote on
Both had hits n misses.. EVAD feel off at the end a bit..
but he def was flowing..I thought it was worded smoothly..
Jansport was a nice bar but it would of hit even harder if you were really seeing tits... If he was fatter this would of hit harder..but still nice ....I legit had to read both verses three times .
Ad came just as good...Tom Brady line could have been more creative and the barc panel line I don't understand..I'm missing something???!!?!?!...

EVAD had 3 bars I liked... 1 bar(opener) that was mild.. and 2 I wasn't feeling at all
VS
Ad having 2 I liked... 2i thought were okay... 1 mild..and 1 miss I wasn't feeling

flip a coin could go either way..VOTE... EVAD

After rereading the verses AGAIN.. I wasn't really feeling ad's Tom Brady/barc line/closer vs evads last two bars...and a mild opener

Thought fucking call

Destroyer · 07-25-2020, 10:11 PM

Ok so I got epic proportions and jansport (for the lol) from Dave and maybe cat with the cream though I’ve always heard cat with the canary, I assume that’s a regional variation on the saying so I’ll give it to you
Against
Tom Brady and Asian for dinner (almost)
Reading it I thought adverse had it but now looking at quotes I gotta give it to Dave
I thing adverse ODd on the cat bars a bit
It was still pretty close tho
I’ve seen better from both of these cats but I’m not mad I read this battle

VevaD

UserName · 07-26-2020, 09:13 AM

Dave -

I swear I’ve seen this dude before? Pic shows a hell of a likeness
Yo when did Paul Giamatti get diagnosed with elephantitis?
^^GOOOOONE
They say this battle will be close? Don’t trust a word the board said
When they wrote battle of epic proportions, they were referring to your head
This life can be a bitch, not every dude can get them pants off
So I’m just tryna cut through the B.S. and squeeze some titties like your jansport

Ad -

You told me you were a lady's man David, you had them bitches gettin bent
Who knew when he said he was 'laying with mad pussy' this is what he meant
Hope you've enjoyed that matress kid, your nap is over, the Mac will spit
And the next white sheet you'll see is when you're fuckin wrapped in it

Nice battle, short and sweet - both had their misses. Dave, I think some of the stuff I didn't like with your verse might be chalked up to not understanding the lingo. I don't know what pitching the cutter means. The pecan line seemed just lazy, but maybe that has another meaning? lol, I'm not sure. Still, the Paul Giamatti line fucking had me in stitches. Solid effort all around. Ad, on the other hand - consistency was not your friend this week, bud. I liked your opener, and then didn't really rock with anything until your closer. Everything in between seemed wayyyy too lazy to me or just had really poor wording choice.

V - Dave

Orc · 07-26-2020, 02:04 PM

Dave killed it. Much more advanced in his smoothness and execution. Adverse focused too much on the cat stuff. I understand that it’s hard to switch it up once you hone in on something in a pic. Once that happens it’s hard to think of other angles. Epic proportions from Dave was fireee. Ads best was the Tom Brady line. Dave gets it though, I liked most of his lines.

Sharp · 07-26-2020, 04:50 PM

@evaD @Adverse

07-23-2020, 01:03 AM	#7
Adverse low tide in serotonin bay Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,752 Battle Record: 37-28 Champed - GWL Picture Challenge - Guerrilla Writing League - Black August II Rep Power: 15446146	You told me you were a lady's man David, you had them bitches gettin bent Who knew when he said he was 'laying with mad pussy' this is what he meant The face a fuckin disgrace bet your Ma ain't got none ya pictures on the wall You look Tom Brady if he lost it all but handled just as many balls Probably weigh a buck ten soaking weight your arm strength just ain't showin So if you pushed me 'I'd never hit with that panel' like Barc getting hate voted Your reputation proceeds you my friend I heard you always jawin' dick Thought Joe Exotic was the biggest faggot I'd see with a cat - then I saw this pic I don't usually promote animal cruelty but this is what it takes to be a winner One shot leaves that 'cat all over your grill' like you're having Asian for dinner Hope you've enjoyed that matress kid, your nap is over, the Mac will spit And the next white sheet you'll see is when you're fuckin wrapped in it Last edited by Adverse; 07-23-2020 at 10:19 AM. Reason: Added pic to post

07-20-2020, 08:47 PM	#2
Adverse low tide in serotonin bay Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,752 Battle Record: 37-28 Champed - GWL Picture Challenge - Guerrilla Writing League - Black August II Rep Power: 15446146	I'll post a new pic here in a few David, 12 sound good?

07-21-2020, 01:08 AM	#3
Adverse low tide in serotonin bay Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,752 Battle Record: 37-28 Champed - GWL Picture Challenge - Guerrilla Writing League - Black August II Rep Power: 15446146	there you go baby boy

07-21-2020, 02:18 AM	#4
evaD Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 695 Battle Record: 19-10 Champed - BA Show And Prove - Summer Classic XI Rep Power: 4156647	Technically me and the puss are untouched so upto you? Can find a new one? 12 is cool

07-22-2020, 04:58 AM	#6
evaD Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 695 Battle Record: 19-10 Champed - BA Show And Prove - Summer Classic XI Rep Power: 4156647	I swear I’ve seen this dude before? Pic shows a hell of a likeness Yo when did Paul Giamatti get diagnosed with elephantitis? They say this battle will be close? Don’t trust a word the board said When they wrote battle of epic proportions, they were referring to your head They keep talking of your potential but we all know that Ad’s shit If he’s on the verge of something massive it’s cuz I’m bout to throw him off that cliff This life can be a bitch, not every dude can get them pants off So I’m just tryna cut through the B.S. and squeeze some titties like your jansport I’ve said the pussy jokes are busted, but on my life it bears repeating Ad grinning like the cat that got the cream on wayyyyy too many slices of the pecan Egghead with a nervous grin, w/ blade or the stick I’m a nutter Pull up quick if he mutters.... but if that coconut shy then I’ll be pitching the cutter

07-23-2020, 11:53 PM	#9
FGR Senior Member Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 564 Battle Record: 16-17 Rep Power: 8596598	Referring to ur head Off that cliff Jansport Vs Opener( seen this coming the second I seen his pic so took away from the sting a little bit) Joe exotic (but u could of done alot more) Asian for dinner This is tough to vote on Both had hits n misses.. EVAD feel off at the end a bit.. but he def was flowing..I thought it was worded smoothly.. Jansport was a nice bar but it would of hit even harder if you were really seeing tits... If he was fatter this would of hit harder..but still nice ....I legit had to read both verses three times . Ad came just as good...Tom Brady line could have been more creative and the barc panel line I don't understand..I'm missing something???!!?!?!... EVAD had 3 bars I liked... 1 bar(opener) that was mild.. and 2 I wasn't feeling at all VS Ad having 2 I liked... 2i thought were okay... 1 mild..and 1 miss I wasn't feeling flip a coin could go either way..VOTE... EVAD After rereading the verses AGAIN.. I wasn't really feeling ad's Tom Brady/barc line/closer vs evads last two bars...and a mild opener Thought fucking call

07-26-2020, 09:13 AM	#11
UserName K I N G Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 685 Battle Record: 15-10 Rep Power: 3228865	Dave - I swear I’ve seen this dude before? Pic shows a hell of a likeness Yo when did Paul Giamatti get diagnosed with elephantitis? ^^GOOOOONE They say this battle will be close? Don’t trust a word the board said When they wrote battle of epic proportions, they were referring to your head This life can be a bitch, not every dude can get them pants off So I’m just tryna cut through the B.S. and squeeze some titties like your jansport Ad - You told me you were a lady's man David, you had them bitches gettin bent Who knew when he said he was 'laying with mad pussy' this is what he meant Hope you've enjoyed that matress kid, your nap is over, the Mac will spit And the next white sheet you'll see is when you're fuckin wrapped in it Nice battle, short and sweet - both had their misses. Dave, I think some of the stuff I didn't like with your verse might be chalked up to not understanding the lingo. I don't know what pitching the cutter means. The pecan line seemed just lazy, but maybe that has another meaning? lol, I'm not sure. Still, the Paul Giamatti line fucking had me in stitches. Solid effort all around. Ad, on the other hand - consistency was not your friend this week, bud. I liked your opener, and then didn't really rock with anything until your closer. Everything in between seemed wayyyy too lazy to me or just had really poor wording choice. V - Dave

07-26-2020, 02:04 PM	#12
Orc Certified Mother’s Boy Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,163 Battle Record: 5-1 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 4 - GBL Season 1 - Lyric Olympics - Fight Night LXVI - Fight Night LX - Fight Night (3x) - NBL Picture Roast - Netcees Battle League (8x) - NBL Picture League - Gimmick Battle League - BA Tag Team - 1-2 Punch League - NBL Cypher (3x) - Battle Arena League - OM HOF (2x) Rep Power: 85899393	Dave killed it. Much more advanced in his smoothness and execution. Adverse focused too much on the cat stuff. I understand that it’s hard to switch it up once you hone in on something in a pic. Once that happens it’s hard to think of other angles. Epic proportions from Dave was fireee. Ads best was the Tom Brady line. Dave gets it though, I liked most of his lines.