evaD 1-0 vs Adverse 1-2 - DAVE WINS
 

@Adverse @evaD

https://i.imgur.com/RUSgPJI.jpg

you figure the pics out

I'll post a new pic here in a few David, 12 sound good?

https://i.ibb.co/Psyf6ZJ/Screenshot-...1-010040-2.png there you go baby boy

Technically me and the puss are untouched so upto you? Can find a new one?

12 is cool

Nah you're good you can leave it

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I swear I’ve seen this dude before? Pic shows a hell of a likeness
Yo when did Paul Giamatti get diagnosed with elephantitis?
They say this battle will be close? Don’t trust a word the board said
When they wrote battle of epic proportions, they were referring to your head
They keep talking of your potential but we all know that Ad’s shit
If he’s on the verge of something massive it’s cuz I’m bout to throw him off that cliff
This life can be a bitch, not every dude can get them pants off
So I’m just tryna cut through the B.S. and squeeze some titties like your jansport
I’ve said the pussy jokes are busted, but on my life it bears repeating
Ad grinning like the cat that got the cream on wayyyyy too many slices of the pecan
Egghead with a nervous grin, w/ blade or the stick I’m a nutter
Pull up quick if he mutters.... but if that coconut shy then I’ll be pitching the cutter

https://i.imgur.com/RUSgPJI.jpg


You told me you were a lady's man David, you had them bitches gettin bent
Who knew when he said he was 'laying with mad pussy' this is what he meant
The face a fuckin disgrace bet your Ma ain't got none ya pictures on the wall
You look Tom Brady if he lost it all but handled just as many balls
Probably weigh a buck ten soaking weight your arm strength just ain't showin
So if you pushed me 'I'd never hit with that panel' like Barc getting hate voted
Your reputation proceeds you my friend I heard you always jawin' dick
Thought Joe Exotic was the biggest faggot I'd see with a cat - then I saw this pic
I don't usually promote animal cruelty but this is what it takes to be a winner
One shot leaves that 'cat all over your grill'
like you're having Asian for dinner
Hope you've enjoyed that matress kid, your nap is over, the Mac will spit
And the next white sheet you'll see is when you're fuckin wrapped in it

Cool battle here

Lol Dave getting better and better. BS line was mad creative, cliff was cool too. Your wording has improved drastically but there’s still work to do. You are one of my fav reads lately because I know I’ll see at least one bar that will make me go damn, usually more. Once you clean up a couple things you could be a top battler easy.


Adverse this was one of your better verses. Shorter bars that get to the punch are my preference and you did that better here than normally. Mad pussy and exotic were cool but nothing super hot. Cool read.

Vote Dave

Referring to ur head
Off that cliff
Jansport

Vs

Opener( seen this coming the second I seen his pic so took away from the sting a little bit)
Joe exotic (but u could of done alot more)
Asian for dinner

This is tough to vote on
Both had hits n misses.. EVAD feel off at the end a bit..
but he def was flowing..I thought it was worded smoothly..
Jansport was a nice bar but it would of hit even harder if you were really seeing tits... If he was fatter this would of hit harder..but still nice ....I legit had to read both verses three times .
Ad came just as good...Tom Brady line could have been more creative and the barc panel line I don't understand..I'm missing something???!!?!?!...

EVAD had 3 bars I liked... 1 bar(opener) that was mild.. and 2 I wasn't feeling at all
VS
Ad having 2 I liked... 2i thought were okay... 1 mild..and 1 miss I wasn't feeling



flip a coin could go either way..VOTE... EVAD

After rereading the verses AGAIN.. I wasn't really feeling ad's Tom Brady/barc line/closer vs evads last two bars...and a mild opener

Thought fucking call

Ok so I got epic proportions and jansport (for the lol) from Dave and maybe cat with the cream though I’ve always heard cat with the canary, I assume that’s a regional variation on the saying so I’ll give it to you
Against
Tom Brady and Asian for dinner (almost)
Reading it I thought adverse had it but now looking at quotes I gotta give it to Dave
I thing adverse ODd on the cat bars a bit
It was still pretty close tho
I’ve seen better from both of these cats but I’m not mad I read this battle

VevaD

Dave -

I swear I’ve seen this dude before? Pic shows a hell of a likeness
Yo when did Paul Giamatti get diagnosed with elephantitis?
^^GOOOOONE
They say this battle will be close? Don’t trust a word the board said
When they wrote battle of epic proportions, they were referring to your head
This life can be a bitch, not every dude can get them pants off
So I’m just tryna cut through the B.S. and squeeze some titties like your jansport

Ad -

You told me you were a lady's man David, you had them bitches gettin bent
Who knew when he said he was 'laying with mad pussy' this is what he meant
Hope you've enjoyed that matress kid, your nap is over, the Mac will spit
And the next white sheet you'll see is when you're fuckin wrapped in it

Nice battle, short and sweet - both had their misses. Dave, I think some of the stuff I didn't like with your verse might be chalked up to not understanding the lingo. I don't know what pitching the cutter means. The pecan line seemed just lazy, but maybe that has another meaning? lol, I'm not sure. Still, the Paul Giamatti line fucking had me in stitches. Solid effort all around. Ad, on the other hand - consistency was not your friend this week, bud. I liked your opener, and then didn't really rock with anything until your closer. Everything in between seemed wayyyy too lazy to me or just had really poor wording choice.

V - Dave

Dave killed it. Much more advanced in his smoothness and execution. Adverse focused too much on the cat stuff. I understand that it’s hard to switch it up once you hone in on something in a pic. Once that happens it’s hard to think of other angles. Epic proportions from Dave was fireee. Ads best was the Tom Brady line. Dave gets it though, I liked most of his lines.

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