*Opening a gas station door for an older woman*

Chill Phil · 01-19-2019, 02:14 PM

Her: Aww, you're sweet!

Me: That's 'cause when I was born my mother rolled me around in a barrel of sugar.

Her: *smiles* Well, it worked!!!

Me: *straight face* I almost died...

Her: *stops smiling, walks into gas station, and never engages with me again*

~RustyGunZ~ · 01-19-2019, 02:31 PM

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Aero · 01-19-2019, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chill Phil

Her: Aww, you're sweet!

Me: That's 'cause when I was born my mother rolled me around in a barrel of sugar.

Her: *smiles* Well, it worked!!!

Me: *straight face* I almost died...

Her: *stops smiling, walks into gas station, and never engages with me again*

How awkward do you want to be in life? You’re so cringe.

Sunny · 01-19-2019, 05:01 PM

Most elder are sweet
always good to be sweet

Chill Phil · 01-19-2019, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aero

How awkward do you want to be in life? You’re so cringe.

You're entitled to that opinion.

I entertain the fuck out of myself by having conversations with random people like this.

boof · 01-19-2019, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chill Phil

You're entitled to that opinion.

I entertain the fuck out of myself by having conversations with random people like this.

lmao same

the other day i was at starbucks & the teenage cashier was like

are you a youtuber???

me - me!? nooo

her - you look so familiar i could've sworn you were!

me - like a specific one? do you know their name!?

her - no you just look like you would be a youtuber!

me - i wish. maybe one day when i grow up

her - ....

Aero · 01-19-2019, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chill Phil

You're entitled to that opinion.

I entertain the fuck out of myself by having conversations with random people like this.

I’ll be in South Dakota in April let’s meet with hands I hate you so much.

Victor. · 01-19-2019, 08:24 PM

lol

Chill Phil · 01-19-2019, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aero

I’ll be in South Dakota in April let’s meet with hands I hate you so much.

I live in North Dakota. My girl's folks live in South Dakota though...

Hit me up if you'd rather throw hands at beers and mixed drinks. I'll meet up with you for that.

Diode · 01-20-2019, 07:19 PM

ron funches but bad

Geno · 01-20-2019, 11:27 PM

I sometimes do this. Or used to. This is funny. But awkward.

Phil would give you the buisiness aero. Js. Better get them.drinks and call it a night.

But yo. Funny

DMS · 01-21-2019, 12:23 AM

I swear everybody on here wanna throw hands.

For the record, if I ever threw hands with one of you, I’d get my ass kicked, and probably never log on again.

Geno · 01-21-2019, 12:31 AM

Honesty is nice. Rare here

Witty · 01-21-2019, 06:10 AM

Anyone ever have that dream where you're in a fight and you try to punch but your arms are like fucking noodles?

Hate that shit.

uh-oh · 01-21-2019, 06:18 AM

its more like being underwater for me. like i'm punching through gel in slow motion. the worst

Witty · 01-21-2019, 06:39 AM

Yeah that's probably a better description lol I be getting mad at myself in my sleep like "wtf, fucking punch this cock sucker, fuck you doing???"

Amen · 01-21-2019, 07:41 AM

I agree with @Aero actually.

Mad awkward and cringe.

Chill Phil · 01-21-2019, 11:33 AM

Well yeah...it's supposed to be awkward.

As far as the dreams about punching people. I had a dream like that a couple nights ago. None of my punches were strong enough. So I ended up punching dude a million times, to no avail.

No doubt in my mind that real life aero would be overwhelmed by real life Phil in a street fight. I just think it'd take more for me to go there. Some internet troll with a basic strategy just isn't enough to make me want to square up.

Still willing to meet for drinks.

Amen · 01-21-2019, 11:35 AM

@Aero weighs 140 lbs and max bench is 125 lbs.

Lenox would fuck him up, TBC.

DMS · 01-21-2019, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amen

@Aero weighs 140 lbs and max bench is 125 lbs.

Lenox would fuck him up, TBC.

How big is Lenox?

01-19-2019, 02:14 PM	#1
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431850	*Opening a gas station door for an older woman* Her: Aww, you're sweet! Me: That's 'cause when I was born my mother rolled me around in a barrel of sugar. Her: smiles Well, it worked!!! Me: straight face I almost died... Her: stops smiling, walks into gas station, and never engages with me again __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

01-19-2019, 08:24 PM	#8
Victor. Punchline Prettyboy Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 1,512 Battle Record: 7-0 Champed - Fight Night 6 Rep Power: 53833780	lol __________________ You ain’t a young buck ... yous a dumb fuck//run up and get gun butted.. get all your gums bust

01-20-2019, 07:19 PM	#10
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,165 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899410	ron funches but bad __________________

01-20-2019, 11:27 PM	#11
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	I sometimes do this. Or used to. This is funny. But awkward. Phil would give you the buisiness aero. Js. Better get them.drinks and call it a night. But yo. Funny __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

01-21-2019, 12:31 AM	#13
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	Honesty is nice. Rare here __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

01-19-2019, 05:01 PM	#4
Sunny Member Join Date: Jan 2018 Posts: 47 Rep Power: 0	Most elder are sweet always good to be sweet

01-21-2019, 12:23 AM	#12
DMS DMS—Diddled My Stick Join Date: May 2018 Posts: 1,104 Rep Power: 0	I swear everybody on here wanna throw hands. For the record, if I ever threw hands with one of you, I’d get my ass kicked, and probably never log on again.

01-21-2019, 06:10 AM	#14
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Anyone ever have that dream where you're in a fight and you try to punch but your arms are like fucking noodles? Hate that shit. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

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uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	its more like being underwater for me. like i'm punching through gel in slow motion. the worst __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

01-21-2019, 06:39 AM	#16
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Yeah that's probably a better description lol I be getting mad at myself in my sleep like "wtf, fucking punch this cock sucker, fuck you doing???" __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

01-21-2019, 07:41 AM	#17
Amen As-salamu alaykum! Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 8,462 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Season 6 Rep Power: 0	I agree with @Aero actually. Mad awkward and cringe.

01-21-2019, 11:33 AM	#18
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431850	Well yeah...it's supposed to be awkward. As far as the dreams about punching people. I had a dream like that a couple nights ago. None of my punches were strong enough. So I ended up punching dude a million times, to no avail. No doubt in my mind that real life aero would be overwhelmed by real life Phil in a street fight. I just think it'd take more for me to go there. Some internet troll with a basic strategy just isn't enough to make me want to square up. Still willing to meet for drinks. __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin', Last edited by Chill Phil; 01-21-2019 at 11:37 AM.

01-21-2019, 11:35 AM	#19
Amen As-salamu alaykum! Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 8,462 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Season 6 Rep Power: 0	@Aero weighs 140 lbs and max bench is 125 lbs. Lenox would fuck him up, TBC.