*Opening a gas station door for an older woman*
 

Her: Aww, you're sweet!

Me: That's 'cause when I was born my mother rolled me around in a barrel of sugar.

Her: *smiles* Well, it worked!!!

Me: *straight face* I almost died...

Her: *stops smiling, walks into gas station, and never engages with me again*

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How awkward do you want to be in life? You’re so cringe.

Most elder are sweet
always good to be sweet

You're entitled to that opinion.


I entertain the fuck out of myself by having conversations with random people like this.

lmao same

the other day i was at starbucks & the teenage cashier was like

are you a youtuber???

me - me!? nooo

her - you look so familiar i could've sworn you were!

me - like a specific one? do you know their name!?

her - no you just look like you would be a youtuber!

me - i wish. maybe one day when i grow up

her - ....

I’ll be in South Dakota in April let’s meet with hands I hate you so much.

lol

I live in North Dakota. My girl's folks live in South Dakota though...

Hit me up if you'd rather throw hands at beers and mixed drinks. I'll meet up with you for that.

ron funches but bad

I sometimes do this. Or used to. This is funny. But awkward.

Phil would give you the buisiness aero. Js. Better get them.drinks and call it a night.

But yo. Funny

I swear everybody on here wanna throw hands.

For the record, if I ever threw hands with one of you, I’d get my ass kicked, and probably never log on again.

Honesty is nice. Rare here

Anyone ever have that dream where you're in a fight and you try to punch but your arms are like fucking noodles?

Hate that shit.

its more like being underwater for me. like i'm punching through gel in slow motion. the worst

Yeah that's probably a better description lol I be getting mad at myself in my sleep like "wtf, fucking punch this cock sucker, fuck you doing???"

I agree with @Aero actually.

Mad awkward and cringe.

Well yeah...it's supposed to be awkward.


As far as the dreams about punching people. I had a dream like that a couple nights ago. None of my punches were strong enough. So I ended up punching dude a million times, to no avail.


No doubt in my mind that real life aero would be overwhelmed by real life Phil in a street fight. I just think it'd take more for me to go there. Some internet troll with a basic strategy just isn't enough to make me want to square up.

Still willing to meet for drinks.

@Aero weighs 140 lbs and max bench is 125 lbs.

Lenox would fuck him up, TBC.

How big is Lenox?