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07-20-2015, 12:01 AM
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HE / HIM / FRAC
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Chyeahhh!!! 3-4 vs Pinot Grijj 1-0 - CHYEAHHH!!! WINS
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07-23-2015, 12:00 AM
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Saul Paul
Join Date: Jan 2013
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You’re kungfugrip’s older bro, can’t help but to laugh at this
That means you were texting backwhen Destroyer was just playing battleship You wack as shit, changed yah name cuz new cats had no respect for yah quotes Now text is back showing signs of life , but nobody checks for a Pulse These old heads keep comin out the woodworks to get woodshopped Give this hippy flashbacks of his dirt performances when I show up with this wood stock If Hall of Names was a building, yah spot would be in some god awful place And the admin would keep movin your name tag further and further off the site …like Office Space Congrats on champing FN. If I won , I’d play Kar and vacate the title Competition is none, plus on any given night, weak niggas like you can make the finals I’m at your door for a truce, and just when you think dangers avoided I’d slap you! punch your wife in the face, and hook your kid like a hanger abortion Im hard as shit, plus my metaphors play hard to get Suttin like your wife, right before i caught the bitch If seeing is believing, then yall are blind for believing this dude Cuz he'll only be mentioned when it comes to little brother, like 9th wonder leaving the group
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07-23-2015, 10:41 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2013
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Final week.. who is this geek? Ain’t no way you beatin’ me, Sally
You Jon Snow in Game of Thrones, I’ll kill this bastard in the season finale This’ll be over fast.. you’re no Main Attraction - in a leading role, you’re ass Since you think you a Star, I’ll break your fuckin neck so you can have a supporting cast My shotty’ll destroy you, leave a fuckin mess where you stood there, homo When you get to heaven, it’ll just be a shoe with wings like the Goodyear logo I heard your dick game is weak.. ya girl said she’s tired of the sex She calls you Hand Sanitizer.. the more you rub it, the drier she gets That bitch gave up the pussy tho.. the reality has to hurt you She took the pipe like the bad kid in an anti-drug commercial Plus your faggot set don’t rock - y’all pussies ain’t got your hearts in it For you an’ your crew, I’ll be writin’ more chalk lines than Bart Simpson This Joker is an X-Man, to draw on this cartoon is no trouble I’ll make this comic strip, but on this page, we’ll never see your quotes bubble This the season finale, I ain’t even need to prep to show this geek is just broke I’m John Oliver, it took me thirty minutes to turn your Last Week into a joke
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07-24-2015, 02:07 AM
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The Bad Guy
Join Date: Jun 2015
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office space, hanger abortion, fight night
vs GOT, goodyear, bubble 3 to 3 on fav lines.. the decent lines hit the same to me also so it really comes down to lines i didnt like.. for chyeah check the pulse is played, and the caught the bitch didnt hit at all for me.. pinot had an old supporting cast line and wasnt really feeling anti drug.. pinot's worst was slightly better than chyea's tho imo.. damn this was tough to vote on but v pinot |
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07-24-2015, 02:35 PM
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The Clown Prince
Join Date: Apr 2013
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You’re kungfugrip’s older bro, can’t help but to laugh at this
That means you were texting backwhen Destroyer was just playing battleship You wack as shit, changed yah name cuz new cats had no respect for yah quotes Now text is back showing signs of life , but nobody checks for a Pulse These old heads keep comin out the woodworks to get woodshopped Give this hippy flashbacks of his dirt performances when I show up with this wood stock ^^^^^^^ this opener and the rest that was quoted was fiiiiiiiiiiire I really enjoyed how you approached this and it was slick as shit what followed was decent but compared to this, it seemed light I really enjoyed that 'Little Brother' line to, some dope work here I heard your dick game is weak.. ya girl said she’s tired of the sex She calls you Hand Sanitizer.. the more you rub it, the drier she gets Plus your faggot set don’t rock - y’all pussies ain’t got your hearts in it For you an’ your crew, I’ll be writin’ more chalk lines than Bart Simpson This Joker is an X-Man, to draw on this cartoon is no trouble I’ll make this comic strip, but on this page, we’ll never see your quotes bubble ^^^^^ this was pretty slick, my only issue was that hearts in it/Bart Simpson the rhyme don't really met up as it does for me unless you got an accent then I can see it working, the draw/comic strip/bubble quotes was slick v/I think I'm going to have to go with Chyeahhhh, his verse seemed more consistent I liked Pinot's verse but that good year line seemed kind of bland to me like you could have worked a better punch in with that I don't fuck with Game of Thrones as much as everyone else, but I felt like that set up and punch was kind of a stretch to make work, the supporting cast line seemed ok, but didn't hit as hard as I'd like it to see either way dope battle
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07-24-2015, 09:25 PM
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Barrin' Out
Join Date: Nov 2014
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Pulse, hanger, office space
Vs Goodyear lol, quotes bubble V/Chyeeah.. Idk why but for some reason I feel like u drop way doper during FN.. Anywho, I give em the edge by a quote. Could really go either way. |
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07-25-2015, 02:41 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Jul 2015
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2-1 Chyeeah more votes pls.
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07-25-2015, 04:15 PM
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SDub
Join Date: Jan 2013
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You wack as shit, changed yah name cuz new cats had no respect for yah quotes
Now text is back showing signs of life , but nobody checks for a Pulse If Hall of Names was a building, yah spot would be in some god awful place And the admin would keep movin your name tag further and further off the site …like Office Space I’m at your door for a truce, and just when you think dangers avoided I’d slap you! punch your wife in the face, and hook your kid like a hanger abortion vs. My shotty’ll destroy you, leave a fuckin mess where you stood there, homo When you get to heaven, it’ll just be a shoe with wings like the Goodyear logo This the season finale, I ain’t even need to prep to show this geek is just broke I’m John Oliver, it took me thirty minutes to turn your Last Week into a joke I think Chyeah got this pretty easily even though quotes were close. Not that Pinot was bad, but Chyeah had some heat and a ton of swagger. That hanger abortion line completely got quoted on delivery as its been done tons of times. The other two lines were fire and I was generous in quoting that John Oliver line. V/ Chyeah
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07-26-2015, 12:53 PM
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Stackin' wins...
Join Date: Mar 2013
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Hi...
You’re kungfugrip’s older bro, can’t help but to laugh at this That means you were texting backwhen Destroyer was just playing battleship You wack as shit, changed yah name cuz new cats had no respect for yah quotes Now text is back showing signs of life , but nobody checks for a Pulse These old heads keep comin out the woodworks to get woodshopped Give this hippy flashbacks of his dirt performances when I show up with this wood stock If Hall of Names was a building, yah spot would be in some god awful place And the admin would keep movin your name tag further and further off the site …like Office Space Congrats on champing FN. If I won , I’d play Kar and vacate the title Competition is none, plus on any given night, weak niggas like you can make the finals I’m at your door for a truce, and just when you think dangers avoided I’d slap you! punch your wife in the face, and hook your kid like a hanger abortion If seeing is believing, then yall are blind for believing this dude Cuz he'll only be mentioned when it comes to little brother, like 9th wonder leaving the group This is probably the best verse ive ever seen from you and probably the best verse Ive read this week... You should write like this all the time.... My shotty’ll destroy you, leave a fuckin mess where you stood there, homo When you get to heaven, it’ll just be a shoe with wings like the Goodyear logo I heard your dick game is weak.. ya girl said she’s tired of the sex She calls you Hand Sanitizer.. the more you rub it, the drier she gets That bitch gave up the pussy tho.. the reality has to hurt you She took the pipe like the bad kid in an anti-drug commercial Plus your faggot set don’t rock - y’all pussies ain’t got your hearts in it For you an’ your crew, I’ll be writin’ more chalk lines than Bart Simpson This Joker is an X-Man, to draw on this cartoon is no trouble I’ll make this comic strip, but on this page, we’ll never see your quotes bubble I love your verses but I think the first four lost this for u... Ive seen a few Jon Snow/game of thrones lines this season... Supporting cast is an old concept too... Bart simpson line was fire... The closer couldve been so dope, Ive been toying with that concept for awhile but havent had an opportunity to use it yet... I think Chyeaahhh was just too consistent and personal here... vote- Chyeaahh... Bye...
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07-26-2015, 01:17 PM
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NJ Devil
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this battle is down to the wire close good shit by both Pinot had HARD hits, but his misses was off by like a mile I literally had to read it 3 times. Almost cant pick Pinit 3 good lines was great, But Chyeeah stood consistent even when he wasnt hitting v Chyeah fire battle. Rep to both
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07-26-2015, 09:52 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2015
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You’re kungfugrip’s older bro, can’t help but to laugh at this
That means you were texting backwhen Destroyer was just playing battleship cool You wack as shit, changed yah name cuz new cats had no respect for yah quotes Now text is back showing signs of life , but nobody checks for a Pulse cool These old heads keep comin out the woodworks to get woodshopped Give this hippy flashbacks of his dirt performances when I show up with this wood stock  If Hall of Names was a building, yah spot would be in some god awful place And the admin would keep movin your name tag further and further off the site …like Office Space eh ok, cool concept bad delivery Congrats on champing FN. If I won , I’d play Kar and vacate the title Competition is none, plus on any given night, weak niggas like you can make the finals alright I’m at your door for a truce, and just when you think dangers avoided I’d slap you! punch your wife in the face, and hook your kid like a hanger abortion eh Im hard as shit, plus my metaphors play hard to get Suttin like your wife, right before i caught the bitch  If seeing is believing, then yall are blind for believing this dude Cuz he'll only be mentioned when it comes to little brother, like 9th wonder leaving the group cool vs Final week.. who is this geek? Ain’t no way you beatin’ me, Sally You Jon Snow in Game of Thrones, I’ll kill this bastard in the season finale alright This’ll be over fast.. you’re no Main Attraction - in a leading role, you’re ass Since you think you a Star, I’ll break your fuckin neck so you can have a supporting cast  My shotty’ll destroy you, leave a fuckin mess where you stood there, homo When you get to heaven, it’ll just be a shoe with wings like the Goodyear logo  I heard your dick game is weak.. ya girl said she’s tired of the sex She calls you Hand Sanitizer.. the more you rub it, the drier she gets seen this That bitch gave up the pussy tho.. the reality has to hurt you She took the pipe like the bad kid in an anti-drug commercial ehh Plus your faggot set don’t rock - y’all pussies ain’t got your hearts in it For you an’ your crew, I’ll be writin’ more chalk lines than Bart Simpson think i've seen it but cool This Joker is an X-Man, to draw on this cartoon is no trouble I’ll make this comic strip, but on this page, we’ll never see your quotes bubble bad wording, played This the season finale, I ain’t even need to prep to show this geek is just broke I’m John Oliver, it took me thirty minutes to turn your Last Week into a joke cool v/pinot chyeahs best verse in a long time close |
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07-26-2015, 11:41 PM
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The Founder
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You’re kungfugrip’s older bro, can’t help but to laugh at this
That means you were texting backwhen Destroyer was just playing battleship haha okay cool start You wack as shit, changed yah name cuz new cats had no respect for yah quotes Now text is back showing signs of life , but nobody checks for a Pulse this was nice... good context+personal+nameplay These old heads keep comin out the woodworks to get woodshopped Give this hippy flashbacks of his dirt performances when I show up with this wood stock heat If Hall of Names was a building, yah spot would be in some god awful place And the admin would keep movin your name tag further and further off the site …like Office Space creative concept Congrats on champing FN. If I won , I’d play Kar and vacate the title Competition is none, plus on any given night, weak niggas like you can make the finals aiiiiight I’m at your door for a truce, and just when you think dangers avoided I’d slap you! punch your wife in the face, and hook your kid like a hanger abortion this was kinda gutter... I like it Im hard as shit, plus my metaphors play hard to get Suttin like your wife, right before i caught the bitch ahh man this one was shitty. First serious miss tho. If seeing is believing, then yall are blind for believing this dude Cuz he'll only be mentioned when it comes to little brother, like 9th wonder leaving the group solid close vs. Final week.. who is this geek? Ain’t no way you beatin’ me, Sally You Jon Snow in Game of Thrones, I’ll kill this bastard in the season finale nothin crazy, but smooth This’ll be over fast.. you’re no Main Attraction - in a leading role, you’re ass Since you think you a Star, I’ll break your fuckin neck so you can have a supporting cast ehhh cast plays are too old, even wit good execution My shotty’ll destroy you, leave a fuckin mess where you stood there, homo When you get to heaven, it’ll just be a shoe with wings like the Goodyear logo solid I heard your dick game is weak.. ya girl said she’s tired of the sex She calls you Hand Sanitizer.. the more you rub it, the drier she gets hahaha dope That bitch gave up the pussy tho.. the reality has to hurt you She took the pipe like the bad kid in an anti-drug commercial too simple for me Plus your faggot set don’t rock - y’all pussies ain’t got your hearts in it For you an’ your crew, I’ll be writin’ more chalk lines than Bart Simpson pretty nice This Joker is an X-Man, to draw on this cartoon is no trouble I’ll make this comic strip, but on this page, we’ll never see your quotes bubble ehhh this kinda played too, & X-man my set up This the season finale, I ain’t even need to prep to show this geek is just broke I’m John Oliver, it took me thirty minutes to turn your Last Week into a joke I like that This was a nasty battle. Chyeah came wit some unexpected haymakers and a real good verse overall Pulse was solid too. Hand sanitizer & jon oliver were heat... Jon snow, bart, & goodyear all quality Chyeaah had check for Pulse, woodstock & hanger abortion... that was tough man. The worst miss was on chyeeah side wit the wife line but damn... Almost every other line hit a little and this could definitely go either way... But I got chyeaah in a real close one wit his best verse I seen. props to both, great read V/ Chyeeahhh |
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