This is what I'd use to pick up smokin' hot babes on the internet

Chill Phil · 06-04-2015, 04:01 PM

I like to cuddle, but not the whole night...it makes my arms go numb. I can't fight for your honor with numb arms, think about it. I want to have a family someday, but I've been held back for two reasons. 1. I don't think all babies are cute and 2. What if my baby comes out looking like chewed gum? I joke around a lot, and if you can't pick up on my subtleties, you'll have a hard time discerning between me being serious or not. I'm a homebody as of right now, since there's nobody to go exploring with. So, I'll drink wine and throw the ball with my dog. He's possessive, so he barks at people that approach me too quickly. He also doesn't like it when I do things that HE thinks is weird, i.e. jumping jacks, dancing, or pull ups; he'll bark at me and nip at my belly button and other weird places until I stop. So, I guess he's controlling too. There have been a few times where he's actually slapped my phone out of my hand like a jealous husband. I'd much rather have a relationship with a human who has the capability of cognitive thought. Please?

El Muffin · 06-04-2015, 04:03 PM

fuck is this uncle Tom straight from a high school Kurt Cobain MySpace fkn biography

The fuck is this phil

Lol

Chill Phil · 06-04-2015, 04:05 PM

it's totally "girl lulz" muff

El Muffin · 06-04-2015, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phil Dunphy

it's totally "girl lulz" muff

Oh , ok!

*slaps the shit out of u*

Ghost1 · 06-04-2015, 04:57 PM

Muff extra lonely

Chill Phil · 06-04-2015, 04:59 PM

Puffy muffy eat too much

El Muffin · 06-04-2015, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phil Dunphy

Puffy muffy eat too much

If u don't shut yo Flo Rida w/ bi polar syndrome lookin ass up nigga

dead man · 06-04-2015, 05:42 PM

so this is your plentyoffish "about me" section?

Chill Phil · 06-04-2015, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muff

If u don't shut yo Flo Rida w/ bi polar syndrome lookin ass up nigga

Lmfaoooooo

I won't exploit the OBVIOUS weak point in your armor. Lmaooo lololol

~RustyGunZ~ · 06-05-2015, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phil Dunphy

Lmfaoooooo

I won't exploit the OBVIOUS weak point in your armor. Lmaooo lololol

his pig face?

El Muffin · 06-05-2015, 01:26 AM

Pshh

Knuck stop

Lmao

Plz

u mocap for Shrek nigga

~RustyGunZ~ · 06-05-2015, 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muff

Pshh

Knuck stop

Lmao

Plz

u mocap for Shrek nigga

no

tip of your nose touches your unibrow

at least some things in your life are looking up you jobless fagot

El Muffin · 06-05-2015, 01:59 AM

I have a little nose

~RustyGunZ~ · 06-05-2015, 02:03 AM

You do not

And even if it was it's still the nose of a hog

El Muffin · 06-05-2015, 02:05 AM

It's real lil

~RustyGunZ~ · 06-05-2015, 02:07 AM

You really are delusional

El Muffin · 06-05-2015, 02:11 AM

my nose is small tho

Lol

~RustyGunZ~ · 06-05-2015, 02:12 AM

It's a fact with visual aid that it isn't

You're actually losing it

El Muffin · 06-05-2015, 02:12 AM

ok buddy

~RustyGunZ~ · 06-05-2015, 02:16 AM

All trolling aside you need to see a shrink

Not pming Veritas

An actual professional that didn't get their phd online

06-04-2015, 04:01 PM	#1
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431850	This is what I'd use to pick up smokin' hot babes on the internet I like to cuddle, but not the whole night...it makes my arms go numb. I can't fight for your honor with numb arms, think about it. I want to have a family someday, but I've been held back for two reasons. 1. I don't think all babies are cute and 2. What if my baby comes out looking like chewed gum? I joke around a lot, and if you can't pick up on my subtleties, you'll have a hard time discerning between me being serious or not. I'm a homebody as of right now, since there's nobody to go exploring with. So, I'll drink wine and throw the ball with my dog. He's possessive, so he barks at people that approach me too quickly. He also doesn't like it when I do things that HE thinks is weird, i.e. jumping jacks, dancing, or pull ups; he'll bark at me and nip at my belly button and other weird places until I stop. So, I guess he's controlling too. There have been a few times where he's actually slapped my phone out of my hand like a jealous husband. I'd much rather have a relationship with a human who has the capability of cognitive thought. Please?

06-04-2015, 04:03 PM	#2
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	fuck is this uncle Tom straight from a high school Kurt Cobain MySpace fkn biography The fuck is this phil Lol __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 06-04-2015 at 04:06 PM.

06-04-2015, 04:05 PM	#3
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431850	it's totally "girl lulz" muff __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

06-04-2015, 04:59 PM	#6
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431850	Puffy muffy eat too much __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

06-04-2015, 05:42 PM	#8
dead man living Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,485 Battle Record: 33-18 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - AOWL Season 1 - Art of Writing League - AOWL Season 4 - Write Week V - GWL Season 1 Rep Power: 77606679	so this is your plentyoffish "about me" section? __________________ Zack Wicks for president

06-05-2015, 01:26 AM	#11
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Pshh Knuck stop Lmao Plz u mocap for Shrek nigga __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-05-2015, 01:59 AM	#13
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	I have a little nose __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-05-2015, 02:03 AM	#14
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,844 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899406	You do not And even if it was it's still the nose of a hog

06-05-2015, 02:05 AM	#15
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	It's real lil __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-05-2015, 02:07 AM	#16
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,844 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899406	You really are delusional

06-05-2015, 02:11 AM	#17
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	my nose is small tho Lol __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-05-2015, 02:12 AM	#18
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,844 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899406	It's a fact with visual aid that it isn't You're actually losing it

06-05-2015, 02:12 AM	#19
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	ok buddy __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-05-2015, 02:16 AM	#20
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,844 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899406	All trolling aside you need to see a shrink Not pming Veritas An actual professional that didn't get their phd online