dad joke thread

[Destroyer]

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here's mine

This kid dresses up for Halloween as a pirate. It's his first time trick-or-treating and he's super excited. He goes to a few houses and gets candy, normal stuff. At the third house, he knocks. Trick or Treat! He says. "Oh, what a cute pirate," the lady who answered the door says. "But, where are your buccaneers?" The kid looked at her strangely, pointed to his head and said "They're under my buccan hat!!!"