Do Christians REALLY believe the story of Noah?

Mutilate · 04-24-2015, 03:54 AM

I mean come on. Apparently he was 500 years old when the flood came, made the ship out of the worst possible wood ever. And there are over 350,000 species of beetles alone. So you mean to tell me this mf fit TWO of EACH animal known on this planet into a ship. How did they all get there? Wouldn't it weight a ton? We're talking elephants and shit here. Where the food at? Wouldn't that cause more weight? There's more holes in this story than some worn out socks. Shits not adding up. And it pisses me off that people really stand tall next to this fairy tale.

Don't get me wrong. You can believe what you want but at least admit that it could be possible your whole religion is wrong. That your religion couldn't possibly be the ONLY explanation of how we got here.

04-24-2015, 03:54 AM	#1
Mutilate Detained Join Date: Mar 2015 Posts: 234 Battle Record: 2-3 Rep Power: 0	Do Christians REALLY believe the story of Noah? I mean come on. Apparently he was 500 years old when the flood came, made the ship out of the worst possible wood ever. And there are over 350,000 species of beetles alone. So you mean to tell me this mf fit TWO of EACH animal known on this planet into a ship. How did they all get there? Wouldn't it weight a ton? We're talking elephants and shit here. Where the food at? Wouldn't that cause more weight? There's more holes in this story than some worn out socks. Shits not adding up. And it pisses me off that people really stand tall next to this fairy tale. Don't get me wrong. You can believe what you want but at least admit that it could be possible your whole religion is wrong. That your religion couldn't possibly be the ONLY explanation of how we got here.