ayo but. my next item on the ole bucket list of sex is....im trynna pee on a bitch.

Ghost1 · 12-22-2014, 07:05 PM

Real TAWK

For real.

Im legit gonna hose this bish down

I been like plottin on it like

Dang...i wonder how these fuckin peein ass weirdos be gettin down anyways...like....just wet the bitch down an fuck her bed up like FUCM IT HAHA AINT MY BED ...lol... or.....do i need to acquire a tarp? uh yes...HELLO SHITBAG LOWES WORKING FAGIT...show me to ur f8nest tarp! I have bitches to pee on!
I mean....logically i suppose the shower is the most reasonable approach

But im like NAH

I want that bitch to sit in my filth an let it soak into her skin for a bit while she reaches the lowest point in her life

Then im set the bitch on fire.

PancakeBrah · 12-22-2014, 07:07 PM

Solid goal I wish you nothing but success.

uh-oh · 12-22-2014, 07:13 PM

gotta ease them into it g

pee on her foot in the shower

IVE HEARD

Strikta · 12-22-2014, 07:16 PM

I've done it & had it done to me.

Bitch actually gargled my piss lol

I had her pee on my back while laying on my stomach.. it felt dope af.

Was mostly beer/liquor piss... a very drunk & freaky night.

veritas · 12-22-2014, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strikta

I've done it & had it done to me.

Bitch actually gargled my piss lol

I had her pee on my back while laying on my stomach.. it felt dope af.

Was mostly beer/liquor piss... a very drunk & freaky night.

That wasn't a woman. And it wasn't pee.

Strikta · 12-22-2014, 07:19 PM

Sure, bud.

veritas · 12-22-2014, 07:20 PM

I ain't your bud.

Strikta · 12-22-2014, 07:22 PM

Ur going back on ignore if u don't stfu.

veritas · 12-22-2014, 07:23 PM

And bags the key to do this is the smooth transition. I recommend morning sex with morning wood into skeet multi stream pee combo.

veritas · 12-22-2014, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strikta

Ur going back on ignore if u don't stfu.

Mwhahahahahhahahahaahhahaaha

Ghost1 · 12-22-2014, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VERITAS

And bags the key to do this is the smooth transition. I recommend morning sex with morning wood into skeet multi stream pee combo.

Loooooooool

This is Pee rape V

Pee rape

Tho i hqve not fully ruled out pee rape....my intentions....how i had thought it ojt....would be to gain consent first....then i could unload....head bak....little yawn...a cough even...then squeeze my balls an get that last little dribble out

U oee rape a bitch an then she finna try to move away...then she becomes a movin target...i mean....if she moves off tbe tarp...an we at my place? Then i got kill her with punches. ALSO if shes a puncher....i could get a punch into my naked dick

I been punched in the dick before sure

It was awful. As we all know

But naked dick punch? I dont even wanna think about. Wat if she punch me square in my dick head an it forces my dick to go back into my stomach and i shit myself? How im gonna return the tarp now?

This is getting more an more complicated.

uh-oh · 12-22-2014, 07:36 PM

my dick is impervious to all forms of punches and blunt actions

the balls are another story however

and bags there is no such thing as pee rape

pee on her foot

don't just piss in a random room its 2014 there are bathrooms for this tomfoolery

Stan · 12-22-2014, 08:11 PM

OP questioning putting a finger in the ass of a fine woman but goes all in to get pissed on by a hoe.

Fraudulent faggot identified.

PancakeBrah · 12-22-2014, 08:13 PM

gone @ how im gonna return the tarp

Hush · 12-22-2014, 08:33 PM

Don't think I could find gratification in this

~RustyGunZ~ · 12-22-2014, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush

Don't think I could find gratification in this

veritas · 12-22-2014, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags

Loooooooool

This is Pee rape V

Pee rape

Tho i hqve not fully ruled out pee rape....my intentions....how i had thought it ojt....would be to gain consent first....then i could unload....head bak....little yawn...a cough even...then squeeze my balls an get that last little dribble out

U oee rape a bitch an then she finna try to move away...then she becomes a movin target...i mean....if she moves off tbe tarp...an we at my place? Then i got kill her with punches. ALSO if shes a puncher....i could get a punch into my naked dick

I been punched in the dick before sure

It was awful. As we all know

But naked dick punch? I dont even wanna think about. Wat if she punch me square in my dick head an it forces my dick to go back into my stomach and i shit myself? How im gonna return the tarp now?

This is getting more an more complicated.

Lol wot? You missing the point bro and i am tired

Tom Sparks · 12-22-2014, 11:42 PM

I'd piss on a bitch, but not if its my gf.. That's disrespectful

But some random whore I met at a bar most definitely.. I'd gape her asshole n use it as a urinal

YDK · 12-23-2014, 12:03 AM

Lmfao omfg I'm literally in tears laughing reading this shit
Naked dick punch an tarp avoidance killed me lolololol

Batty · 12-23-2014, 10:37 AM

You gotta ask yourself why tho.

Hurt people hurt people.

But if you want a real tip, take the bitch to the beach when jellyfish are out. When she gets stung, tell her you gotta pee on it, it's the only remedy.

Then piss directly into her mouth.

12-22-2014, 07:05 PM	#1
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,334 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181445	ayo but. my next item on the ole bucket list of sex is....im trynna pee on a bitch. Real TAWK For real. Im legit gonna hose this bish down I been like plottin on it like Dang...i wonder how these fuckin peein ass weirdos be gettin down anyways...like....just wet the bitch down an fuck her bed up like FUCM IT HAHA AINT MY BED ...lol... or.....do i need to acquire a tarp? uh yes...HELLO SHITBAG LOWES WORKING FAGIT...show me to ur f8nest tarp! I have bitches to pee on! I mean....logically i suppose the shower is the most reasonable approach But im like NAH I want that bitch to sit in my filth an let it soak into her skin for a bit while she reaches the lowest point in her life Then im set the bitch on fire.

12-22-2014, 07:13 PM	#3
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	gotta ease them into it g pee on her foot in the shower IVE HEARD __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

12-22-2014, 07:36 PM	#12
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	my dick is impervious to all forms of punches and blunt actions the balls are another story however and bags there is no such thing as pee rape pee on her foot don't just piss in a random room its 2014 there are bathrooms for this tomfoolery __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

12-22-2014, 08:33 PM	#15
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,036 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181420	Don't think I could find gratification in this __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

12-23-2014, 12:03 AM	#19
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,563 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181112	Lmfao omfg I'm literally in tears laughing reading this shit Naked dick punch an tarp avoidance killed me lolololol __________________

12-22-2014, 07:07 PM	#2
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Solid goal I wish you nothing but success.

12-22-2014, 07:16 PM	#4
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	I've done it & had it done to me. Bitch actually gargled my piss lol I had her pee on my back while laying on my stomach.. it felt dope af. Was mostly beer/liquor piss... a very drunk & freaky night.

12-22-2014, 07:19 PM	#6
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	Sure, bud.

12-22-2014, 07:22 PM	#8
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	Ur going back on ignore if u don't stfu.

12-22-2014, 08:11 PM	#13
Stan We Could've Been Together Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Mom's house NY Posts: 26 Rep Power: 0	OP questioning putting a finger in the ass of a fine woman but goes all in to get pissed on by a hoe. Fraudulent faggot identified.

12-22-2014, 08:13 PM	#14
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	gone @ how im gonna return the tarp

12-22-2014, 11:42 PM	#18
Tom Sparks Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 887 Rep Power: 0	I'd piss on a bitch, but not if its my gf.. That's disrespectful But some random whore I met at a bar most definitely.. I'd gape her asshole n use it as a urinal

12-23-2014, 10:37 AM	#20
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	You gotta ask yourself why tho. Hurt people hurt people. But if you want a real tip, take the bitch to the beach when jellyfish are out. When she gets stung, tell her you gotta pee on it, it's the only remedy. Then piss directly into her mouth.