call me bat wrangler

YDK · 06-14-2014, 12:18 PM

Fuckin walk in my apartment from smoking a cig and there's a mutha fuckin bat flying around my living room. Me being the animal lover I am thought it bet not to use the ole Louisville slugger and instead grabbed a half empty diaper box an caught the lil bastard mid wing flap an in one motion shooed it out the door. So now there's a bat flying around in the hall way lol I opened the windows to give it a way out but my mind is fuckin blown as to how it even got in.
we live on the 3rd floor so possibly through the roof somehow but who fuckin knows

06-14-2014, 12:18 PM	#1
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,563 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181113	call me bat wrangler Fuckin walk in my apartment from smoking a cig and there's a mutha fuckin bat flying around my living room. Me being the animal lover I am thought it bet not to use the ole Louisville slugger and instead grabbed a half empty diaper box an caught the lil bastard mid wing flap an in one motion shooed it out the door. So now there's a bat flying around in the hall way lol I opened the windows to give it a way out but my mind is fuckin blown as to how it even got in. we live on the 3rd floor so possibly through the roof somehow but who fuckin knows __________________

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