call me bat wrangler
 

Fuckin walk in my apartment from smoking a cig and there's a mutha fuckin bat flying around my living room. Me being the animal lover I am thought it bet not to use the ole Louisville slugger and instead grabbed a half empty diaper box an caught the lil bastard mid wing flap an in one motion shooed it out the door. So now there's a bat flying around in the hall way lol I opened the windows to give it a way out but my mind is fuckin blown as to how it even got in.
we live on the 3rd floor so possibly through the roof somehow but who fuckin knows

Bats have one of the highest rates of homosexuality in any animal. You trying to tell us something bro?

Yeah it had a tag on its foot that said "with love, masaii"
Stop sending me weird shit

Lol

Money works better than flying mammals just saying bro

lmao at this and the 'yeah theres a bat in the hallway FUGGIT' attitude

Ayo ydk slayed my soul

+100

Bats are awesome.

Good thread sir

Not sure if any of y'all ever seen a bat up close before, but they ugly lil shits lol it was like slow motion watching the look of panic when the bat realized it had a box coming at its face lol

I have.

Them niggas have facial expressions

yeah man lil dude had the panic attack face when his ecolocation starting coming back quick as fuck lol

What would Ozzy do?

Chicken of the cave, they say

lmao I was eatin that ugly mug