facebook is depressing.

[uh-oh]

i feel so lost in 2014

everyone is married with kids, and have had kids long enough to where now IM weird, for not knowing they cant come party and do blow and finger 20 year olds. like "nah i gotta take blahblah to wherever early in the am"

i can't relate to anybody yo

its all literal gays, and people who have kids, and women and shit

whatever happened to being fucking AWESOME

if you can't party cuz your girl is trippin, kill that bitch wtf

oh you can't go half on an 8ball cuz you got your girls nails done. wtf are you doing with your life.

your bitch looked good in tenth grade but now shes fat with sloppers.

im disappointed in humans yo

whatever happened to just sexing a slut who you know is only after your drugs, just to put an amazing memory in your head to jerk off to for the next few months