I accomplished a great moral feat last night

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Hello. I work in the restaurant of this country club/golf course in town and last night we hosted a wedding. A mexican wedding. We get those a lot.


But anyways, this lady was passed out in the back on her way to, or just getting back from the bathroom. In any case, she was pretty sexy, and I tried to wake her up... she was out

But i did the right thing and told some other people that she couldn't be there and that she was their problem.

I mean, I could've like, touched her boobs or rubbed one off on her head.

I think that makes me a good guy... not like any of you would've done the same...

*looks around the room*