LMAO I PERSONALLY GIVE BROKENHAL0’S TOPICAL TOURNEY FINALS VERSE AN “A”

[Diablo]

yeah... A for ASS.

You mean to tell me after I spend years, fucking YEARS, promoting this website as the elite of the elite so far as topical battlers go that I’m just suddenly meant to accept that luke warm ass juice ridden garbage that barely scraped by a guy I eliminated with a key in round one?

NOT ON MY WATCH FAGGOT

WHAT THE FUCK EVEN WAS THAT TRASH? YOU MUST BE DUMB AS CHEESE.

I WENT 7-0 UNDEFEATED AND OBLITERATED THE SAME OPPONENT YOU STRUGGLED WITH. FOR A SECOND TIME.

UNTIL YOU MANAGE TO BEAT THE FINAL LEVEL BOSS, YOU AINT SHIT IN MY OPINION. BE A FUCKING MAN AND FACE ME FAGGOT. PUT YOUR TITLE UP. I HAVE BY FAR THE LARGER REPUTATION, ACCOLADES AND FANBASE YOU DO. I’VE FAR MORE TO LOSE THAN YOU DO SIMPLY BY EVEN ACCEPTING A STUPID CHALLENGE BY A MEANINGLESS NO NAME LIKE YOURSELF, BUT FOR THE GOOD OF ALL THAT IS NETCEES I’LL STEP OUT OF RETIREMENT TO KICK YOUR FUCKING IMBECILIC ASS BACK INTO OBSCURITY AND PISS ON THAT ROCK YOU CRAWLED OUT FROM UNDER. SWEAR TO GOD

HERE’S THE DEAL.

IF YOU WIN YOU GET TO BRAG ABOUT HOW YOU SCALPED ONE OF THE GREATEST WRITERS FUCKING EVER, NETCEES OR ANYWHERE

I WIN AND ALL I GET IS YOUR WORTHLESS TITLE AND CHAMPED ACCOMPLISH ADDED TO RESTORE NETCEES CREDIBILITY


ACCEPT OR DENY, FAGGOT

@brokenhal0