Dragon Verse

Pharaohs Army · 08-20-2018, 05:03 PM

I am a christian, turning water into wine.
I am a christian, everything I do is divine.
I am Abraham, of the first testament.
I am from heaven. I am Heaven-sent.
My glorious life and glorious philosophies soar above everyone else.
All I do is write these kind of poems, and tell you how I felt.
I cleanse sin from all sinners, and invite the reformed to dinner.
I love my mother dearly. She has flower qualities.
She might actually be a flower; possibly.
I dearly wish I might be stabbed by Poseidon so my scars bleed in infamy.
I'm a monotheistic Christian, so Poseidon has it out for me.
I wrote the stone tablets of the important 10 commandments.
I translate ancient languages. I travel down roads of gravel.
On my way to the Tower of Babel.
Every hour I babble and I'm looking to post another.
I am not a sinner; I am just a lover.
I will save humanity from itself. I will slay the wolves and devils.
I will protect the world from evils. In this beautiful world, I revel.
Again I say it, I am a christian.
To cleanse your soul is my mission.
I see Jesus in my visions.
For now I will just lay low.
Above me is a bright protective halo.
Everything I say is logical.
With God, anything is possible.

Exis · 08-20-2018, 09:35 PM

Dagel would be fingerin' herself over this...

Eŋg · 08-20-2018, 11:52 PM

the best and worst thing about this is it's better than who you're mimicking.

oy vey.

Hush · 08-29-2018, 12:03 PM

Funny

08-20-2018, 05:03 PM	#1
Pharaohs Army Banned Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 2,956 Battle Record: 6 - 14 Rep Power: 0	Dragon Verse I am a christian, turning water into wine. I am a christian, everything I do is divine. I am Abraham, of the first testament. I am from heaven. I am Heaven-sent. My glorious life and glorious philosophies soar above everyone else. All I do is write these kind of poems, and tell you how I felt. I cleanse sin from all sinners, and invite the reformed to dinner. I love my mother dearly. She has flower qualities. She might actually be a flower; possibly. I dearly wish I might be stabbed by Poseidon so my scars bleed in infamy. I'm a monotheistic Christian, so Poseidon has it out for me. I wrote the stone tablets of the important 10 commandments. I translate ancient languages. I travel down roads of gravel. On my way to the Tower of Babel. Every hour I babble and I'm looking to post another. I am not a sinner; I am just a lover. I will save humanity from itself. I will slay the wolves and devils. I will protect the world from evils. In this beautiful world, I revel. Again I say it, I am a christian. To cleanse your soul is my mission. I see Jesus in my visions. For now I will just lay low. Above me is a bright protective halo. Everything I say is logical. With God, anything is possible. Last edited by Pharaohs Army; 08-20-2018 at 05:13 PM.

08-29-2018, 12:03 PM	#4
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08-20-2018, 09:35 PM	#2
Exis ............ Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 3,934 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 0	Dagel would be fingerin' herself over this...

08-20-2018, 11:52 PM	#3
Eŋg rhyme capsule. Join Date: Sep 2018 Posts: 2,150 Rep Power: 0	the best and worst thing about this is it's better than who you're mimicking. oy vey.