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Pharaohs Army 08-20-2018 05:03 PM

Dragon Verse
 
I am a christian, turning water into wine.
I am a christian, everything I do is divine.
I am Abraham, of the first testament.
I am from heaven. I am Heaven-sent.
My glorious life and glorious philosophies soar above everyone else.
All I do is write these kind of poems, and tell you how I felt.
I cleanse sin from all sinners, and invite the reformed to dinner.
I love my mother dearly. She has flower qualities.
She might actually be a flower; possibly.
I dearly wish I might be stabbed by Poseidon so my scars bleed in infamy.
I'm a monotheistic Christian, so Poseidon has it out for me.
I wrote the stone tablets of the important 10 commandments.
I translate ancient languages. I travel down roads of gravel.
On my way to the Tower of Babel.
Every hour I babble and I'm looking to post another.
I am not a sinner; I am just a lover.
I will save humanity from itself. I will slay the wolves and devils.
I will protect the world from evils. In this beautiful world, I revel.
Again I say it, I am a christian.
To cleanse your soul is my mission.
I see Jesus in my visions.
For now I will just lay low.
Above me is a bright protective halo.
Everything I say is logical.
With God, anything is possible.

Exis 08-20-2018 09:35 PM

Dagel would be fingerin' herself over this...

Eŋg 08-20-2018 11:52 PM

the best and worst thing about this is it's better than who you're mimicking.

oy vey.

Hush 08-29-2018 12:03 PM

Funny


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