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I am a christian, turning water into wine.
I am a christian, everything I do is divine. I am Abraham, of the first testament. I am from heaven. I am Heaven-sent. My glorious life and glorious philosophies soar above everyone else. All I do is write these kind of poems, and tell you how I felt. I cleanse sin from all sinners, and invite the reformed to dinner. I love my mother dearly. She has flower qualities. She might actually be a flower; possibly. I dearly wish I might be stabbed by Poseidon so my scars bleed in infamy. I'm a monotheistic Christian, so Poseidon has it out for me. I wrote the stone tablets of the important 10 commandments. I translate ancient languages. I travel down roads of gravel. On my way to the Tower of Babel. Every hour I babble and I'm looking to post another. I am not a sinner; I am just a lover. I will save humanity from itself. I will slay the wolves and devils. I will protect the world from evils. In this beautiful world, I revel. Again I say it, I am a christian. To cleanse your soul is my mission. I see Jesus in my visions. For now I will just lay low. Above me is a bright protective halo. Everything I say is logical. With God, anything is possible. |
Dagel would be fingerin' herself over this...
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the best and worst thing about this is it's better than who you're mimicking.
oy vey. |
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