BAGS IS FOREVER A BITCH - 80 LINE DISS!!!!!

[sral]

lmao time to re-open the wounds on this ogreous mutant
blade to your neck but it ain't ya lymph node I'm removing
ur loneliness proven by those ratchets you let fart in ur sheets
got head with three 6's, & all of 'em bore the mark of a beast
targetting me like im something quick u can feed off
now urine for a surprise like that bitch that you peed on
you been soft, i aint even gotta dig deep for these punches
im the truth, it aint a thing for me to keep it a hundred
how u sleep with a cousin of uhohs & make threads aware of it?
your life revolves around Plenty Of Fish like a pescatarians.
this desperate fairy went and emailed his own boss for a date
SUBJECT: AIIYOo TH1S YA BOIii BAGS, 5ORRY IM LATE!!!
lost you some weight, hit the gym tryna show ur in beastmode
wanted some gains but the only thing thats swoll is your ego
homie ur weak though, I ain't even seen a nigga try lately
all you gots some shitty ass text like muffs pic from Mybaby
hit the lime daily with married chicks who seem they unstable
yo ur wife-eyes quicker than my shit with an ethernet cable
remember the week u tried anal w/ a dildo to pound in her ass?
well here's a reminder.. this rounds slipping out of your hands
how you still fat just not in the face? bet u ain't ever changed shit
just look in better shape since you caught the mexi aids dick.
Werent you some telesales bitch with a semi-decent career?
well lets see if you start talking when that piece to your ear
all those years you been here talm bout u chasing some chick
tryna get office dick, and Des still hasn't taken the hint?
go play with your kid instead of writing text rhymes for me
type to read her The Quest for Lama's Lime as a bedtime story
you put website glory before her too shits lame
ur the most deadbeat thing on netcees since the 2crip tape
but you been training HIIT tryin to get u ripped
must be Insanity... cuz u out ur fucking mind accepting this
I respect ur sister that Christmas, u wanted breast w/ the trimmings
when moms stepped out the kitchen w/ a plate of watermelon & chicken
you get plenty of bitches but your standards appalling so chill
jehnik-a sound like a 40yo female cuban with more Jordan's than ill
broads with her build oughta be killed yo I'm not gonna lie
bitch got more spare tyres around her waist than Optimus Prime
ironically I found ur surnames Colavito when your family sorta
well.. vetoed anyone cola-coloured from tryna marry their daughter
faggot I warned ya not to try throwing hands with the gawd
shit ain't a bagatron video mag, but I'm putting Bags in a box
have u forgot how many times you gave me props on the lime?
u more a brown nosed bitch than that teen who sucked u off from behind
went from comical guy to blogging your life alone on ya own
if u after a girl with daddy issues.. try looking a little closer to home
ur standards so fucking low that even that's embarrassing
bitch u won't find love at first site scrolling thru Ashley Madison
all you baggings married bitches seeking a fuck on the side
them Tinderella broads just looking for a pumpkin to ride
u've nothing to hide, but nothing to give so i ain't losing sleep
your junk out there for everyone to sea like a nudist beach
if you and me ever meet, trust u gettin bench pressed quick
& i'll make sure ur head left split like you had zelph cleft lip
this helpless bitch boast bout sloppy seconds shit as if we care
faggot u've stirred more porridge than Goldilocks did at the Three Bears
see there's the fact u joined gym, but still aint doin all that u could
u whey more than u should, when u used to weigh more than u should
so quit talking so much just cuz you shed a few pounds like a dork
only cross-trainer u seen was ur PT when u passed out at the door
mounting on Snorlaxs w/ no shame, where you finding these chicks b?
smut even had u piping a lil D while her husband died from the Big C
bitch please, I gotta car full of guns to take off ya head
trunk with eight arms for ur temple like the god Ganesh
while you on the net chasing some bitch wanting her hair pulled
be fair warned, I let the chopper do the talking... that's Air Wolf
careful who you talking shit too when you try cypher
that red beam light up your hood like its Knight Rider
I'm a 9-5er cause I got a family to hustle for
you a 9-5er cause you'll fuck literally ANYTHING above a four
ur sisters a fucking whore & that shits got him angry
know what your sis and deadman have got in common? BLACK D!!!!
u soft as baby ass cheeks yet make discussion your life
I'm so tired of lookin down on u I've literally got bags under my eyes
pussy you wilding with that racist shit up in every thread
got an ape on your mind more than Professor Monkey-For-A-Head
you used to love it at the credit union but what's incredible though
is ur customers were paying a loan forever, while u were just foreveralone
should have never provoked me if you didn't want that shit
cause ur verses got more Mrs than ur phones contact list...

[sral]

LMAO FUCK YOU FOR TROLLING ME INTO WRITING ALL THAT

IM A MAN OF MY WORD AND TRULY UPSTANDING GENTLEMAN OF NC
@Bags

[Lotto Smirk]

Some of these had me rollin props on this lars

[Sharp]

Originally Posted by sraL

went from comical guy to blogging your life alone on ya own
if u after a girl with daddy issues.. try looking a little closer to home

should have never provoked me if you didn't want that shit
cause ur verses got more Mrs than ur phones contact list...

[SHECK WES]

I stopped after that opener

[Aero]

Lol daddy issues line LMAO!!!

mark of beast was cold too. lol

[Chill Phil]

I would've used boar for the mark of the beast line. To emphasize that he brings pigs home

[~RustyGunZ~]

6/10

[Dabble MC]

commented in the open area..

but agree with most..that closer to home line was a massacre.

[Dominate]

Also just logged in to comment on the closer to home line. Probably best personal I've seen on him... Ever?

Lot of other cool/good lines, but that one was the killer. Props.

[Suthaveli]

Rep for post.

Need synopsis of closer to home bar, anyone

[Mr. J]

Daaaaamn......I lold @ that subject line though...this is filthy

[Dominate]

Originally Posted by Suthaveli

Rep for post.

Need synopsis of closer to home bar, anyone

Bags goes for the low hanging fruit of the womankind, but also has a young daughter.

[Suthaveli]

Originally Posted by Dominate

Bags goes for the low hanging fruit of the womankind, but also has a young daughter.

Ty, sir.

This makes the line oh so hella vicious.
Are you writing yet @Bags ?

[Frank]

Absolute Ether

[Kenny the OG]

Fiiiiiiire.
What else...
KEEP GOING!!!!!
/Gwitty voice

[Diablo]

might carry on to 100 just to fulfill my end the bargain

he wack as fuck for not writing though

i'm a man of my word

i said i'd do it if someone wanted to go

never doubt me

[Ghost1]

This thread exact reason why I dint write.....dude wrote 80 lines an got props on 1 bar lmao fuckin absurd


Also I dint write cuz man I'm lazy

U were right to doubt me :(


Props tho

[Ghost1]

For clarification. .....lmao

I wasn't giving u props for only 1 bar


These dickheads were


I'm nkt even giving u props at all

I only read that one bar an it wasn't very nice at all

Lol nah....lars been fire....unquestionable imo

One day I'll holler at this