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Originally Posted by Figurative
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swore a blood oath against stock car racing and dirtbikes
lookin like he flips poorly executed back massages to unsuspecting single mothers
has the hands of a podiatrist but the spirit of an orthadontist
can pop, lock and check to make sure the $2000 alarm is armed on his bone stock mauve '96 Acura Legend with aftermarket beige cloth upholstery all around
once thumb wrestled Richard Gere for the rights to the word jiggaboo
Dr. Awktapus