text prowess, calorie intake, even his foot size won
this guy dwarfs me in every category but mostly cuz he literally looks like one
Lol at the gimli reference.. chuckle worthy but saying he dwarfs you in text prowess isn't a good look for the impact of the punch
we need to get u help bro. forget about bars. this shit’s drastic
when ur friends tell u to ‘kick the hobbit’ it ain’t cuz they got British accents
Maybe it works maybe it doesn't... seems like a reach but okay
and the ones who stay silent have done bro a disgrace
like some kind of dyslexic aero... he’s taken a bilbo to the face...
This one/concept for sure doesn't work
gunbars won’t work on u. need eye of newt and a battle-honed axe
i dont want to smoke u, i want to whittle a pipe that looks like u and just smoke that
Wording not the smoothest , this was okay
go in on days off to shell out cells to switch from a home phone
u get called into work??? it’s cuz some kid just wished on a snow globe
Lol this was funny to me
my home you’ll find lego-less cuz i cant stand stepping on the shit in bare feet
in ur home u find Legolas, because u two fought side by side at Helm’s Deep.
Lego-less and leg a lass doesn't work....I'll over look it tho bcuz the punch doesn't even need the setup word association to be funny
des got a wife, true, but keeps a mistress and a girl for weekend cheating
user stays with three hos too, but only cuz it’s how he gives season’s greetings
This is a good example of a long-winded setup that doesn't need to be... "des got a wife, but keeps a side piece for weekend cheating " would be a lot cleaner imo... Santa hos / hoes jokes have been done a hundred times so even with the pic reference this is just okay to me
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Bro, your head’s getting clowned for it’s shape
That thing looks like the spoon Finny’s been cooking on since 2008
Lmao funny site & pic reference .. this was jokes to me
You old fuck, I've got something biblical on the docket
First I'll dead you, then eat EVERY Werther's Original in your pocket
Lol funny old man swag I haven't seen before...not a bagger but the wording makes this enjoyable to me
Senile ass, but if we’re honest, I will murder this elf
If I told you to act your age, this picture would be an urn on a shelf
Cool concept...solid
Des hates his own race, and he’s been whining for years
Can’t even go grey in peace, he thinks whites are gentrifying his beard
Lol appreciate the concept... cool idea , solid jab
Orbital is JACKED, the one to the right of his snout's worse
That I's been at the center of a punch more than any in Scout's verse
Okay cool site reference again.. Dece
But one move or a squirm and I am shooting this worm
Lookin’ like Mr. Clean, dead for 30 years after losing to germs
Lmao...wording was butter...dead at someone saying who is Mr Clean
Someone sent me this pic, but really went the drastic route
Cuz Des’ been dead for years, his girl just photoshops the casket out
Lol I think this is a cool use of the pic...I can see it
Cool battle....both gave come better in previous weeks... Des a couple of the LOTR ideas I quite liked, others I didn't... User had a bit more variety and I think was more consistent...his much better wording made his punches land a lil stronger imo as well
Props to both User won this to me
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