text prowess, calorie intake, even his foot size won
this guy dwarfs me in every category but mostly cuz he literally looks like one
cool
we need to get u help bro. forget about bars. this shit’s drastic
when ur friends tell u to ‘kick the hobbit’ it ain’t cuz they got British accents
lol
and the ones who stay silent have done bro a disgrace
like some kind of dyslexic aero... he’s taken a bilbo to the face...
ehh mild
gunbars won’t work on u. need eye of newt and a battle-honed axe
i dont want to smoke u, i want to whittle a pipe that looks like u and just smoke that
lol
go in on days off to shell out cells to switch from a home phone
u get called into work??? it’s cuz some kid just wished on a snow globe
ok cool execution
my home you’ll find lego-less cuz i cant stand stepping on the shit in bare feet
in ur home u find Legolas, because u two fought side by side at Helm’s Deep.
wow
des got a wife, true, but keeps a mistress and a girl for weekend cheating
user stays with three hos too, but only cuz it’s how he gives season’s greetings
okk
vs.
Bro, your head’s getting clowned for it’s shape
That thing looks like the spoon Finny’s been cooking on since 2008
dead lmao
You old fuck, I've got something biblical on the docket
First I'll dead you, then eat EVERY Werther's Original in your pocket
okk
Senile ass, but if we’re honest, I will murder this elf
If I told you to act your age, this picture would be an urn on a shelf
decent
Des hates his own race, and he’s been whining for years
Can’t even go grey in peace, he thinks whites are gentrifying his beard
lol
Orbital is JACKED, the one to the right of his snout's worse
That I's been at the center of a punch more than any in Scout's verse
ehh
But one move or a squirm and I am shooting this worm
Lookin’ like Mr. Clean, dead for 30 years after losing to germs
ok
Someone sent me this pic, but really went the drastic route
Cuz Des’ been dead for years, his girl just photoshops the casket out
ok I like this better than the urn on a sheelf
nice battle.. clash of styles. Finny is LOTB but I got destroyer here by a pinch.. matter of style preference
v/des
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