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Originally Posted by TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO
Why do you do this to yourself
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Spoons raised in victory, just got finished chowing down his eighth breakfast
In an hour he'll be in the mirror, stomach out asking the same question
I look at this picture and think mannn what a flattering homage
Somebody built a statue of Andy Milonakis out of Ham and Cheese Hot Pockets
I'm always dismissed as a topical dude, but as u sit porky as hell/gorging yourself
A TLC camera crew trailing you like "now THIS guy's got a story to tell!"
Carotid arteries praying for god's forgiveness, hard to keep a posi-body image
When your blood type is literally the sauce from the McDonald's ribwich
I've been POUNDIN bitches - covering birds in thick spunk
You been poundin bitches, you lean in for a hug n they revert to fist bumps
Retiring to focus on your health? Probably literally kill you to take a damn walk
Looking like Ham Porter if he fucked around and ate the entire Sandlot