Psss... I figured it out:
evaD ain't a legend in disguise. ALL his "ill" lines wouldn't fill ONE haiku
We've been lied to: his Onlyfans are the men he's subscribed to
....that’s tight I like this
Got an ugly bride, too. She'll do anything to get rid of this lame
Leave Dave & Buster legs wide open? ..only takes a drink & some video games
.....nice. Wording kinda off but I like
Dave has problems getting a rise & can't actually afford the pill cost
But he thinks he'll get hard if his verses are tits up, ass cheeks, & feel soft
.... nah bro not at all
Gave his bitch ass a pity vote & that shit he wrote? Witty? Nope... STILL lost
I'd give em a knife to slit his throat, but he aint sharp-witted enough to peel floss
.....not feeling this
I know your dyslexic ass loves anagrams, but you still can't see the truth
How long till he realizes his girl's text: "U emailing V?" is "im leaVing U!"
....lmao this is really bad
Ur a fuckin shame. Ppl call you "whats his name?" not cuz it's reversed, instead:
it's cuz your lines only show a flash of life, like I put a shotgun to ya verse's head
.... good concept didn’t execute it
Call the fight, ref