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Originally Posted by Exis
Yo bro just throw out a line to me you'd potentially use...
Like would you say...Why you never hit a nigga on a bike? 'Cause it could be your bike, shit like that?...
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Lmaoooo!
I won't be talking about race at all. Just lulling people into some deep state of compassion and then hitting them with an absurd/left field punchline that'll catch them off guard.
I'm gonna open with something to the effect of "my name is phil. A little bit about me...after three long years I finally lost 160 lbs"
If nobody claps or says "woo," I'll prompt them to.
When they're not quite done clapping I'll say "...which is just a really positive way of saying I ended a 3 year relationship with a chubby woman"
And then I roll into some fucked up shit to have a positive spin on. One of which has a disarming speech about loss,
Anyways it's only a 5 minute set. But my routine is solid if there's not some feminist bitch there booing when I call an imaginary ex girlfriend chubby.