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Originally Posted by Chill Phil
She's five. The old lady took Snapchat pictures of me over the course of four hours. She even added bitchy captions. But in the photos I didn't move from the position I was placed in.
But, she's awake now, and I showed her the screenshot of my bank statement. Proving that I was truthful about only having two drinks. She still wants to be mad, but she's softened a bit.
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WORD. the kid'll be AIGHT too
only thing i remember from being 5 was throwing up in kindergarten and shitting in my underwear simultaneously.
i had the wherewithall to throw away my underwear in the bathroom and make an attempt at cleaning myself.
but they sniffed old shitty pants out. i think i got sent home?
who knows though.