Is that a washed up Gisele Bündchen?
that 10 months in, revealed that she was motel sluttin'
I'm glad you backed out in time 'cause that'd be a dead groom
Goldie Hawn in the face. Bill Goldberg in the bedroom
Wouldn't take a bullet for you but she'd put some lead in your schlong
You should've went for Reese Witherspoon if u were looking for pleasant & blonde
Don't get me wrong, she has seductive eyes. But her mouth? It seems ass
Her morning breath killed Krueger and she made his sweater into a sleep mask
Her advice to you for broadcasting for the net was "pick your shtick and get a feel"
then she got hold of your webcam & fingered herself into a business deal
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