Joe's sign in:
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Originally Posted by Moe Jetts
I’ll try a week.
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^^^ How noncommittal! Typical attitude from a heavy-set guy
Sounds like your response to every diet your family’s begged you to try
I think you say “Fuck it” every time you put food in your stomach
You
would eat Green Eggs & Ham, plus every other book that’s been published
He can’t even hear music — the fat clogs up his ear holes
His favorite band is the gastric one he’s been saving for years for
It feels unfair to take swipes at this bumbling blubbery whale
Bitch, I’ll shoot you in 4 to 8 weeks when my hunting license comes in the mail
And if you say that you deserve to live, then I believe ya
Too bad my semi ain’t sold. I’m a bad realtor
I’ll put a shooter on your house, your work, any place you roam
No escapin’, holmes — I’ll put an animal on everything like baby clothes
Your bitch stay hungry too, be careful when she come in for hugs
Cuz I gave the bitch the almond milk — that means I nut in her jugs
I hope you default on your 2005 Hyundai Elantra’s loans
Then you wrap that whip around a tree, no Indiana Jones