[kannon]

I got one of those things before. It wasn't the same one, it was a scratcher to make a poker hand, and I scratched off a royal flush. Went to the dealership, and they tried to sign me up for all this shit and I was just like, "Nah, I'm here for the cash prize."

They ran my ticket number on some database, and it said I won a $5 target gift card.

I'm pretty sure that was the lowest thing they offered, but hey, free $5 at target. And I was in and out in like 10 minutes. I'm cool with that.