So bros, for lunch today I ate lean shredded peregrine Falcon dick meat over a bed of key lime cilantro wheat germ infused brown rice, organic Brussel Sprouts and pomegranate-orange angel wishes. Washed it down with a spritzer made from bavarian honeysuckles and the bathtub water from Whitney Houston's autopsy.
Fuck it, I ain't gonna lie... busted out the Marie Calenders. Probably the best microwave meals you can get tbh. I mean, you will feel like a dirt person, but feel like somebody loves you.
Fire af lazy nigga meal.
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