Netcees - View Single Post - Junto 6-2 vs Ace 2-0 (ROAST BATTLE)

El Muffin · 07-25-2015, 03:00 AM

U aint out to score.. ur father thought ya life would amount to more..
so he did a Billy Madison to first grade.. & now he showin us how he counts to four.
(lmao. this was funny. I smirked) 10/10
see this wigger drop, bring all the guns u have.. i got the bigger pop..
one peep outta u & my Tommy will open up at ur neck like that Hilfiger top.
(this is dope but kinda strange u talm bout gunbars in a roast battle. I like this tho. ill give it an avg because of what I said prior) 6/10
& when I say the L got me loose im smokin the herb, high
when HE says the L got him feelin loose he's just complaining about his shirt size.
(hHhahaha damn this got me too) 9/10
bro, stop cruisin by stores & kill whoever convinced YOU to buy more
cuz that hat got a 'backwards look' dyslexics would choose suicide for.
(ok) 6/10
check this stupid guys pores.. u think ya facial hair grown.?
missin kids can use that crumb trail u call a mustache to find their way home.
(another good one tb) 8/10
i got serious game.. u got grotesque hands.. what u shows sicker..
now i cant hit a free throw for the life of me.. im distracted by his foam fingers.
(yup this too) 8/10
Ur whole style says anorexic loser.. go eat a fry there u goon..
only way u'll ever be Fly is if someone handed this skinny fuckin guy a balloon.
(ehhh concept the truth but something about this I don't like. seemed kinda corny for some reason. cant explain it) 5/10
u GOTTA be retarded.. ur genes are from a weak source..
ur face got a Down look that can double a rollercoaster's G force.
(man this is random but I like it. this that shit u do that im like wtf but cool)
8/10
You not only missin a chromosome.. i hate what u sport queer..
ur moms should abort here.. fuck a slope.. ur chin looks like it took a long walk off a short pier.
(see u. but personally not feelin much) 4/10
i've listed ur calls, fuck ya iPhone negative 7.. u got a flip that appauls..
u aint go pro..when all u do at the club is dance in place & selfie stick to the wall.
(ok) 6/10
Mahfucka.

whats that 70? mmk

07-25-2015, 03:00 AM	#5
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	U aint out to score.. ur father thought ya life would amount to more.. so he did a Billy Madison to first grade.. & now he showin us how he counts to four. (lmao. this was funny. I smirked) 10/10 see this wigger drop, bring all the guns u have.. i got the bigger pop.. one peep outta u & my Tommy will open up at ur neck like that Hilfiger top. (this is dope but kinda strange u talm bout gunbars in a roast battle. I like this tho. ill give it an avg because of what I said prior) 6/10 & when I say the L got me loose im smokin the herb, high when HE says the L got him feelin loose he's just complaining about his shirt size. (hHhahaha damn this got me too) 9/10 bro, stop cruisin by stores & kill whoever convinced YOU to buy more cuz that hat got a 'backwards look' dyslexics would choose suicide for. (ok) 6/10 check this stupid guys pores.. u think ya facial hair grown.? missin kids can use that crumb trail u call a mustache to find their way home. (another good one tb) 8/10 i got serious game.. u got grotesque hands.. what u shows sicker.. now i cant hit a free throw for the life of me.. im distracted by his foam fingers. (yup this too) 8/10 Ur whole style says anorexic loser.. go eat a fry there u goon.. only way u'll ever be Fly is if someone handed this skinny fuckin guy a balloon. (ehhh concept the truth but something about this I don't like. seemed kinda corny for some reason. cant explain it) 5/10 u GOTTA be retarded.. ur genes are from a weak source.. ur face got a Down look that can double a rollercoaster's G force. (man this is random but I like it. this that shit u do that im like wtf but cool) 8/10 You not only missin a chromosome.. i hate what u sport queer.. ur moms should abort here.. fuck a slope.. ur chin looks like it took a long walk off a short pier. (see u. but personally not feelin much) 4/10 i've listed ur calls, fuck ya iPhone negative 7.. u got a flip that appauls.. u aint go pro..when all u do at the club is dance in place & selfie stick to the wall. (ok) 6/10 Mahfucka. whats that 70? mmk __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 07-25-2015 at 03:16 AM.