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Old 06-06-2015, 07:55 PM   #1
non-alcoholic Beers Mcfaggot
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- Raped by dad on 15th birthday
- 7 Minutes in Heaven with b/f Pete
- Never Had Sex with a woman
- Hates pizza

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Originally Posted by Phil Dunphy View Post
@Beers McSteak


I didnt read what you wrote, but I'm pretty sure about two things.

1.I'll continue doing whatever it is I want to do. This is a fact truer than God Himself.

And

2. You should stick to your guns even though a large number of people already think you're a faggot. If you ever feel like quitting, refer to my first fact and apply it to yourself.


High five?
1a) Hope it reels you in a nice husband to take care of you, then.

2) A large number of very faggy people think I am a "faggot", so by the double negation property I can not be a faggot since a bunch of dairy queens can't tell the Burger King that he's a strawberry swirly.

Your application for a high five has been transferred to Hush since it seems he needs it more than Floyd Mayweather feels the need to waste money on jewelry.
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