Thread: in lieu of muff revealing his alias publicly in the disc forum as public enema i must insist that he be disqualified from the alias tourney.
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Old 10-21-2014, 07:17 PM   #2
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Originally Posted by PancakeBrah View Post
Also, one time I had this girl over to watch a film or whatever. I was in high school. I had not been aware I would possibly be engaging in coitus during that day. So I jerked off 3 times, as I was wont to do during that time period. Long story short, she came over. And it was one of those Saw movies. Groce. But yeah, she ended up giving good ol' Pancaker a blow job. But she had no idea I had jerked off three times that day (the third one just 20 minutes before she came over!) so I was out of ammo and when I came nothing happened. So I just kind of told her to stop. She never talked to me again either.

So it's a double edged sword, jacking off 3 times.
i want 2 see ur double edge sword
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If mentioned in a discussion its who'd still use wordy lines and act all dope
Then again hes had this schtick so long he like bb da bb da bb thats all folks
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