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Originally Posted by Certain

I think jumping off a tall building would be the way to go. If you overdosed while trying to have sex, you'd probably shit yourself and pass out and have her run away laughing at you in the process.

Originally Posted by Account of Chris Farley's Death

"Farley partied for four straight days, smoked crack and snorted heroin with a call girl, then took her back to his apartment. When they argued about money, she got up to leave. He tried to follow but collapsed on the living room floor, struggling to breathe. His final words were 'Don't leave me.' She took pictures of him, stole his watch, wrote a note saying she'd had a lot of fun, and left. He died alone."