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Old 08-28-2014, 12:30 PM   #2
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Lookin like a Dr. Who Cosplayer who got on Match.com under the "Nerds Seeking Handjobs" section.

Lookin like the defense attorney for Mythbusters

Looks like the DNA splicing of Leisure Suit Larry and Tourette's Guy

his outfit is from Target's STEAMPUNK VIRGIN collection by ThinkGeek

Jacket is from K Mart's MOM'S COUCH collection by Lifetime

He spends his spare time handcrafting dioramas for Gi Joes and practicing cumming in condoms.

has "Stamp Collector" on his resume

looking like an overzealous coffee barista at Books-a-Million

looking like Toxic Avenger's first day at Law School

Lab assistant to Dr. Emmet Brown

collects spores and fungus

Every week is Shark Week

collects movie props from the TV series: Firefly

has a cardboard box in his closet full of shit-stained underwear

drives a Toyota Prius with a Yoda bobblehead on the dash

does stuntwork for alien buttplugs on Yo Gabba Gabba
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The cerebral assassin, the molder of minds, the Omni potent being. Time transcending traveler, wisdom incarnate. Veritas needs no intro but I guess I have to. He’s not know in the battling world but who doesn’t know veritas? The guy us always original and if you pay attention to his bars, dude brings the heat.. The gawd.
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