Lookin like a Dr. Who Cosplayer who got on Match.com under the "Nerds Seeking Handjobs" section.
Lookin like the defense attorney for Mythbusters
Looks like the DNA splicing of Leisure Suit Larry and Tourette's Guy
his outfit is from Target's STEAMPUNK VIRGIN collection by ThinkGeek
Jacket is from K Mart's MOM'S COUCH collection by Lifetime
He spends his spare time handcrafting dioramas for Gi Joes and practicing cumming in condoms.
has "Stamp Collector" on his resume
looking like an overzealous coffee barista at Books-a-Million
looking like Toxic Avenger's first day at Law School
Lab assistant to Dr. Emmet Brown
collects spores and fungus
Every week is Shark Week
collects movie props from the TV series: Firefly
has a cardboard box in his closet full of shit-stained underwear
drives a Toyota Prius with a Yoda bobblehead on the dash
does stuntwork for alien buttplugs on Yo Gabba Gabba
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