LOL not sure if 'Red Coats' are the same thing over there, but here they're holiday entertainers.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butlins_Redcoats
So that line made me chuckle. Stand in range, cannons aimed - fifty 40 pounders shift
Para Lies? You weren't crushed & dull boy properly operated the forklift
I fucking hate Topicalists 99% of you are trolls & nerdy
My favorite Coat Tale is where you rode each others & Exited the Tourney
Those last four were good ideas, closer the best IMHO, as I'm sure the para lies thing has been used on you at some point. It just has to have been.
Opening and closing bars of the second verse were the best, really felt the last one.
Keep that pen moving!
RTF:
http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=89375