Reviews
murda sho [VS] Aero the Apex murda sho WINS 5-0
First I would sort of like to apologize to Aero on posting his "no show" verse in the previous magazine. If you send a mod a verse in a private message it should never be posted without permission. I posted it in jest because I knew he had not written despite me continuing to hassle him. I was right but that was my mistake. Aero, again, didn't write and decided to take the route of trying to get his opponent DQ'd on something he was CLEARLY just kidding about. It showed in his verse when his procrastination caught up with him. Clearly not the best from the self proclaimed "GOAT". murda sho attacked and hit him with a solid verse. His Ray Rice and Caeser bars getting particular praise. The trench coat also being one of the better concepts and bars all tournament in my opinion.
LOTB:
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Originally Posted by murda sho
Fuck your crew cause once I aim at your guys...
They'll find y'all bodies stacked in a trench like little kids tryna make a disguise
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BROKE LESNAR [VS] Tic Tac BROKE LESNAR WINS 7-5
BROKE LESNAR aka hide you kids hide your wife brought one of the more personal verses ever seen here on netcees. 9 months from now Tic Tac is going to have some new family members on the way. The voters thought him having sex with all of of Tic Tacs family was a little redundant and I have to agree. Next time mix it up man. This was the first time Tic Tac has been tested and he did not disappoint. He came with a very well rounded verse but it wasn't enough to overtake Broke's personal onslaught.
LOTB:
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Originally Posted by BROKE LESNAR
when ur aunt Kerry finally died i was effing glad
cuz i ain't seen a bitch make such a melodramatic exit since that prima Donna left ur dad
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Destroyer [VS] Bags Bags WINS 7-2
Bags ghostwriting themed dick riding expose of a verse wins.
LOTB:
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Originally Posted by Bags
U get worse per season, Beyond must be cursed by jesus
Cuz In SC5 it took an act of god......of war writing 80% of ur verse to beat him
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ill nik-A [VS] Orc
When Orc sent me his verse early I thought his haymakers were ether. ill nik-A didn't disappoint and made this battle one of the best picture battles here on netcees. Ill nik-A had one more haymaker and an overall better verse. Dope battle dudebros.
LOTB:
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Originally Posted by ill nik-A
It’s on! Got a 5 battle win streak on u, whether u posted verses or missed some
Yea, no-shows are gay… but your last three ducks weren’t as feminine as this one
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Top Punchlines
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Originally Posted by ill nik-A
It’s on! Got a 5 battle win streak on u, whether u posted verses or missed some
Yea, no-shows are gay… but your last three ducks weren’t as feminine as this one
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Originally Posted by ill nik-A
Bet you’ll be blaming them, but u’re not winning! so why u complaining then?
with that pink poncho… the only thing that could be on ur radar is Raining Men
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Originally Posted by ill nik-A
Orc’s dead, mad cuz I’m the favorite to win? you better gimme more cred
I’ve been better than u… since the days multies had more squiggly lines than ur forehead
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Originally Posted by Orc
This 37yr old text vet aint never Hall of famed. was it worth it!?
U've Cracked Under Pressure enuff times to makes that Pavement look perfect
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Originally Posted by Orc
wow. that pics really cool from a Jordan lover but Kobe fan
so u're a Step Away from that 23... now just do that to the clothing brand
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Originally Posted by Bags
Who hasnt handed u raps? You got no standards or class?
Bitch U got so many ghost writers you could give a Ouija Board a panic attack
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Originally Posted by Bags
U get worse per season, Beyond must be cursed by jesus
Cuz In SC5 it took an act of god......of war writing 80% of ur verse to beat him
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Originally Posted by murda sho
Fuck your crew cause once I aim at your guys...
They'll find y'all bodies stacked in a trench like little kids tryna make a disguise
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Originally Posted by BROKE LESNAR
when ur aunt Kerry finally died i was effing glad
cuz i ain't seen a bitch make such a melodramatic exit since that prima Donna left ur dad
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Originally Posted by Tic Tac
I can’t get thru 1 of ya verses. w/ stretched bars each line is reachin
I mean…The Strain is so bad it's beginning to make that show look kinda decent
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