Lonely Warthog class-
Stats-
One Handed +10
Magic +2
Snitching +20
Speech -100000000
Feeds on computer monitor light
Allergic to sunlight and gains energy from the blood of virgins
Cuts himself every night for dinner.
Perks-
Flubber- immune to sword strikes, vulnerable to fire magic and girls.
Blitzkrieg- runs faster when reporting websites.
Intimidation- Only works on female characters, a self named perk that stemmed from his observation that women are 'intimidated' by his business ventures and property value.
Virgin- no considerable uses
His weapons are one machete, a diving knife.
His cooldown ability is summoning a fleshlight for battle.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by takem2school
Me vs you only if that’s what it takes.
Battle to the death
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like a woolah what it do to one’s medulla oblongata- revenge of Montezuma on a blotter
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