[big baby]

If Native amazonian tribes ever got a hand on you and wanted to cannibalize you, when they put you on a spit-roast they'd need the entire squad to rotate you once you got to a full rotation from the gravitational pull your head makes towards the ground you bigheaded buffoon. rofl

native tribe: dude we need EVERYBODY TO COOK THIS BITCH
chieftain: i accept, everybody, even the woman join to help move this monstrosity
*entire squad on three*
one two THREE
*moves the stick off of the spitroast*
*rolls down hill at ungodly velocity never to be seen again*

rewaoinfalkfaofaroflom i can just imagine hungry native tribes chasing you like from Pirates of the Caribbean except your gigantic dome works to your advantage as a wheel cog to accelerate you down the amazonian forests like a fucking runaway boulder you brickheaded leviathan. Build like an octopus