02-25-2014, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Ferrari Fig
Were in the same grade bro. But you sit with all the weird, estranged children at lunch. Pickin bugs out of each others hair. I relax with the pretty girls and jocks and do things that will matter years from now, like having sex and being attractive. Dressing well. Not being a spazz. Just overall achieving. Your sweater sleeve is encrusted with boogers and tears. You have a courtly love with the down syndrome girl. Your whole life consists of extinguishing rampant, unfulfilled little boners you get when you see me with bitches. then you run home and yell at your deaf and dumb grandma anytime she makes a subtle noise. disgusting. I could fuck your grandma. I.could fuck her and make her leave you, and then you'll be alone for real.
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Originally Posted by DMS
My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.
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