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Originally Posted by big baby
big baby gobble the big baby wine. big baby wipe wine on bib when done and burp. " oh this bottle gr8" CHUG that bottle of wine. Big baby burp red wine. steak knife in one hand pounding on table to big baby wife. "mustachia, get the dinner ready" i exclaim. shes like big baby plz im working as fast i can. i get up, in a rage. storm into kitchen " WHAT U SAY MUSTACHIA?" she whimpers. "FINISH THE DINNER BEFORE I GO WALUIGI ON YOU MUSTACHIA" she scurries and drops my steak on the ground.
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big baby rage mad big baby mad you wouldnt lLIKE WHNE BIG BABY MAD. she picks up and says 5 second rule lol. im like baby i love you you know that right
shes like are u talking to urself cause u refer to urself in 3rd- i smack the mustachia off her and wear it. i call myself dubstachio for a brief moment then put it in her food for being dumb. she comes over and puts my bib on as i eat it with a-1. thanks babe. "r u talking to ur-" i look at her demonically. she shuts up and says sorry. i say its ok. next time big baby shoot fireball. idiot. fuck you
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This shit fuckin crippled me. Lol.