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Sn00p · 03-05-2013, 06:47 PM

Calefaction
The title's mine, dude must be slow & shit..
User said I'd get it on a silver platter -
..kinda fitting that butler's holding it..
Yeah, I guess u came in handy when u hit the shore..
As for the name Butler? we've had to call 'em that since the civil war..
Me & one were discussing legends, debatin' 'em..
Instead of givin' me inkwell, he gave me a guy that bathes in one..
I ain't gotta try in this verse & this faggots beat..
All I need to take a Butler is a roll of charmin & a magazine..
I'm as hard as they come, that means u a softy, bitch..
I'll lump u up so bad, Santa'll put u in the stockings of naughty kids..
Better back off kunta, when I'm craftin a good written..
How u gonna make a title run, with half of ur foot missin?!
I whooped 7 people to get to this match with the quickness..
It took u 15 wins, 2 losses, swayin & 2347324 posts in the cypher to get in this..
Ur kind, I beat 'em with ease, I defeat them geeks..
I got so many bboys under my belt, it's like I'm on stage with Run DMC..
Ur #1 so stay amped, but my stomach remains cramped..
See, ^ that makes me sick, even oz quit when u became champ..
I heard u had to stalk user for last weeks pic, listen man..
The REAL magic trick, is how you got in his bitches hands..
He's abnormaly dark-
I gives a fuck what this clown says..
Boy, u look like the love child of exxon & valdez..
Get up from the throne, bitch move from ur seat..
U only won last week, cuz ur even too burned for user to eat..

vs.

Butler
Ya non-sense bars r the culprit. yup. I been askin the meds.
Lice was ruled out, its ya concepts that got the voters scratchin they heads
,but factions nice. made it to the champ match. droppn flames now,
an id say you had a couple good lines.. but, well.. Butler nameplays are playedout.
Im not tryna be a dick. an Cal, this isnt a lecture
but knowin damn well i flawlessd User u culda ATLEAST worded the black jokes better
Mc Washedup. Dont get it confused. ill knuck ya mug n shit
believe me.... Iverson won't be able to dribble blood as quick,
ima hop in my ride. drive to the cemetary. bring this nggas rep in the next seat
dig up Jerry Garcia. hand him a guitar. N watch him riff over this deadbeat,
^^Punchlines sting kid. Get a grip. All a' ya corny similies I heard before.,
my bars hit home. Like voters on their Explorer, aftr readin that verse a yours
I hear from birds.. cuz chicks luv it when i pop the blouse,
..CaL gon hear from birds too. as sound fx, after i knock em out
but he love the bitches big & tall. this ngga stay tryna git a porker,
theres 2 sides to every story.. an usually 'bout 4 on his girls dinner order
c'mon b. i saw ya prhyme battle. i kno ya tryna prove that ya hood
howevr, jackass, O'douls been tryna bottle the 0 proof that ya good,..
coz Its win win for U.. either you come nice and actually start doggn my lines
or drop terrible. Hav ya boys vote. Then get Oz n Oneduh to call it a tie..
i Lose ya life, rank, an everysingle sucky punch too
kiddo, ull b pushin up flowers like Question Boxes in Mario after gettn a mushroom
movie producers had a family renuion. they invited Cal, n the flow from this queer
i watchd wit a teary eye as they United 93 wit ya punchlines after so many years.,
its the week of alais'... but im gonna b nice to u..
im the King a' this shit.. hopefully, next time, the 2 of them agree to write for u

Well, I'mma do something a little different this week
and just have pictures for all the different tiers I see
in the league now. So without further ado: Let's go!

@WRATH
@fire marshall ill

@Grave Diggs

@Boredom
@Vinzr
@bleak
@mdesanto
@R!canTheoryz
@Flo Real
@Mac

@Arch.
@Knucklehead
@Defiant
@RPK
@Utmost
@Witty
@Beretta
@megatron

@Muff
@Hollywood
@Allen Knight
@Dominate

Hollywood vs. Muff
The thing that I find most crazy about this battle that it might
not even end up as the battle of the week, because we have
so many quality battles this week. That beind said, this should
still be dope. And by that I mean really dope. Both are known
to come with it. And honestly, on a good day, either can win
this. But I'll still have to give it Holly. He just battled more in
the recent past and his wording seems to be more on point at
the moment. Still, never write off the Muff! Make sure to vote
on this, y'all.
Battle of the Week Potential: 2-1

Dominate vs. Allen Knight
Another very strong candidate for the battle of the week right
here. And it's an interesting clash of styles, too. Allen Knight is
very raw in his verses, coming with grimey attack lines that hit
hard. Dominate is very polished and clean with really creative
concepts. This might just come down to which styles the voters
prefer. I for one can appreciate both, so this is just a heads up
for me. If I had to pick one, it'd be Allen, though, because Dom
just recently came back from his hiatus and might be a bit rusty.
Battle of the Week Potential: 2-1

Defiant vs. Arch.
Two very underrated guys right here. Defiant has some bars, but
at times his wording lets him down, which might be the reason a
lot of people see him as an underdog. Arch on the other hand has
a quite sound wording, but doesn't post too much outside of batt-
les and is sorta humble even in them, ending all his verse with the
infamous "blahh..." Well, this one of the battles to read and vote
on this week, and I honestly don't know whom to give it to. In the
end, the rust might be a deciding factor again, and that would fa-
vor Def, but he's also somewhat inconsistent, so my pick is Arch.
You can never count out Defiant, though. He gets those upsets.
Battle of the Week Potential: 3-1

Knucklehead vs. RPK
Both have solid wording and are somewhat new to the site. Knuck
is a consistent battler and never fails to produce some hits. RPK
hasn't dropped anything wowing in the league so far, but he has
not battled the opponents that would require that yet, so I don't
really know how good he is. In the end, the safe pick is Knuck, but
we might just see the 1st upset of the season in this battle here.
Battle of the Week Potential: 4-1

Boredom vs. Vinzr
Vinzr is a solid dude with some experience from different sites. He
never really made it to the champ matches of the leagues, though.
So this might be his chance to beat the type of opponent that's
considered to be in the upper tier of the league. To be honest, I
don't think that he's ready for it yet, but then again, the underdog
factor is something you can't ever disregard. If Boredom sleeps
here, he might get caught. Otherwise, I got Bore winning, though
Battle of the Week Potential: 6-1

Rayge vs. WRATH
Well, it should be no surprise why I pitted these two against each
other. I mean, just look at how cute their names look next to each
other. As for the result of the battle, I don't really care. Honestly,
I just wanna see the two go 20 lines each, dropping only nameplays.
That'd make it the Battle of the Week for sure. If not of the League.
Battle of the Week Potential: OBV BOTW IS OBV

mdesanto vs. bleak
This is an interesting battle. Both have lost a battle and won one
so far, so this is the point that leaves one with a pretty good record
and one with a not so nice one. But who will it be? To be honest, I
got bleak here. He surprised me last week with a very solid verse with
good wording, which is a compartment mdesanto is still lacking in a
bit if I remember correctly. Both seem to be motivated, though, so
this might be better than a lot of people think judging from the names.
Battle of the Week Potential: 6-1

Witty vs. R!canTheoryz
Contrary to what you might've heard, R!can isn't too bad at text
battles if he tries and polishes up his wording. But Witty is really not
bad either. His drop in the Ultimate Writer tourney surprised me; it
is very solid. So even though R!can might be a bit more experienced,
I actually got Witty here. This will most likely be a better battle than
most guys would give it credit for.
Battle of the Week Potential: 6-1

megatron vs. Utmost
Mega showed he really has some bars last week and even got the
Battle of the Week. But then, Utmost comes with those wordplays
too. What makes this battle even more interesting is the fact that
the both of them seem to be on a similar level, which means that
this will not be one-sided. With mega being in the league longer
and with him having gotten Battle of the Week already, it's hard to
predict against him, but Umost is one to pull off some upsets.
Battle of the Week Potential: 4-1

Grave Diggs vs. Flo Real
Grave had an ... unusual verse to say the least. If he can convert
that whacky borderline gay humor into ridiculing humor, though, he
could win some battles. Flo is an overall decent battler, though, and
even if he were Hoard, he'd still be decent. So I have him winning.
Battle of the Week Potential: 8-1

Mac vs. fire marshall ill
Mac showed he's decent last week, but also left some room for
improvement. Marshall has a horrible name, but so do I, so in the
end, he could still be decent. Still, Mac is the safe pick here, be-
cause I've actually seen him drop something that was not bad.
Battle of the Week Potential: 8-1

WTF's of the Week

WTF @ Knucklehead's opponent explicitly telling him to show up, then noshowing.

WTF @ Flo Real possibly being Hoard. I always though Flo was cool, so this would surprise me tbh.

WTF @ Rayge battling Wrath.

WTF @ so many A+ Discussion Threads lately. This site's going nice.

WTF @ the User Tag Statistics. I'm spamming the fuck outta those mentions.

WTF @ @Vinzr, @Knucklehead, @Allen Knight, @Dominate and @Hollywood commenting on this mag before it's even up fully.

WTF @ me working several hours on this. I got too much free time during the holidays.

WTF @ me hooking up with a pierced chick for the 1st time. Weird.

WTF @ me talking about these kinda things in a Mag. Weird.

WTF @ this kid:
[wshh=http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhEH9oXqoGH0bA7LsT][/wshh]

WTF @ people still noshowing with Mags like these. Y'all gon' get signed the fuck out.

WTF @ Lars finally being able to troll people again, 'cause he isn't as known around here.

WTF @ The Ultimate Writer and the L4L Cypher Session being Open for Votes.

WTF @ me coding a WSHH tag just so I can put the mag honeys directly in the posts.

WTF @ me bringing back WTF's.

So, that's it from me. I put in some work, and I hope that you do
enjoy what I came up with. In turn, I hope you will all show up and
all vote. Remember, noshowers are signed out and non-voters don't
get title matches. For details about the voting rules, see this week's
Voting Links thread.

Here's hoping for a good week:

[wshh=http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshh8vph8WtnaWC9i0Wd][/wshh]

03-05-2013, 06:47 PM	#3
Sn00p General German Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1,988 Battle Record: 26-12 Champed - Netcees Battle League (2x) - Line4Line Cypher Tourney - Back2Basics - Fight Night XLVI Rep Power: 15213753	Calefaction The title's mine, dude must be slow & shit.. User said I'd get it on a silver platter - ..kinda fitting that butler's holding it.. Yeah, I guess u came in handy when u hit the shore.. As for the name Butler? we've had to call 'em that since the civil war.. Me & one were discussing legends, debatin' 'em.. Instead of givin' me inkwell, he gave me a guy that bathes in one.. I ain't gotta try in this verse & this faggots beat.. All I need to take a Butler is a roll of charmin & a magazine.. I'm as hard as they come, that means u a softy, bitch.. I'll lump u up so bad, Santa'll put u in the stockings of naughty kids.. Better back off kunta, when I'm craftin a good written.. How u gonna make a title run, with half of ur foot missin?! I whooped 7 people to get to this match with the quickness.. It took u 15 wins, 2 losses, swayin & 2347324 posts in the cypher to get in this.. Ur kind, I beat 'em with ease, I defeat them geeks.. I got so many bboys under my belt, it's like I'm on stage with Run DMC.. Ur #1 so stay amped, but my stomach remains cramped.. See, ^ that makes me sick, even oz quit when u became champ.. I heard u had to stalk user for last weeks pic, listen man.. The REAL magic trick, is how you got in his bitches hands.. He's abnormaly dark- I gives a fuck what this clown says.. Boy, u look like the love child of exxon & valdez.. Get up from the throne, bitch move from ur seat.. U only won last week, cuz ur even too burned for user to eat.. vs. Butler Ya non-sense bars r the culprit. yup. I been askin the meds. Lice was ruled out, its ya concepts that got the voters scratchin they heads ,but factions nice. made it to the champ match. droppn flames now, an id say you had a couple good lines.. but, well.. Butler nameplays are playedout. Im not tryna be a dick. an Cal, this isnt a lecture but knowin damn well i flawlessd User u culda ATLEAST worded the black jokes better Mc Washedup. Dont get it confused. ill knuck ya mug n shit believe me.... Iverson won't be able to dribble blood as quick, ima hop in my ride. drive to the cemetary. bring this nggas rep in the next seat dig up Jerry Garcia. hand him a guitar. N watch him riff over this deadbeat, ^^Punchlines sting kid. Get a grip. All a' ya corny similies I heard before., my bars hit home. Like voters on their Explorer, aftr readin that verse a yours I hear from birds.. cuz chicks luv it when i pop the blouse, ..CaL gon hear from birds too. as sound fx, after i knock em out but he love the bitches big & tall. this ngga stay tryna git a porker, theres 2 sides to every story.. an usually 'bout 4 on his girls dinner order c'mon b. i saw ya prhyme battle. i kno ya tryna prove that ya hood howevr, jackass, O'douls been tryna bottle the 0 proof that ya good,.. coz Its win win for U.. either you come nice and actually start doggn my lines or drop terrible. Hav ya boys vote. Then get Oz n Oneduh to call it a tie.. i Lose ya life, rank, an everysingle sucky punch too kiddo, ull b pushin up flowers like Question Boxes in Mario after gettn a mushroom movie producers had a family renuion. they invited Cal, n the flow from this queer i watchd wit a teary eye as they United 93 wit ya punchlines after so many years., its the week of alais'... but im gonna b nice to u.. im the King a' this shit.. hopefully, next time, the 2 of them agree to write for u Well, I'mma do something a little different this week and just have pictures for all the different tiers I see in the league now. So without further ado: Let's go! @WRATH @fire marshall ill @Grave Diggs @Boredom @Vinzr @bleak @mdesanto @R!canTheoryz @Flo Real @Mac @Arch. @Knucklehead @Defiant @RPK @Utmost @Witty @Beretta @megatron @Muff @Hollywood @Allen Knight @Dominate *Hollywood vs.* Muff** The thing that I find most crazy about this battle that it might not even end up as the battle of the week, because we have so many quality battles this week. That beind said, this should still be dope. And by that I mean really dope. Both are known to come with it. And honestly, on a good day, either can win this. But I'll still have to give it Holly. He just battled more in the recent past and his wording seems to be more on point at the moment. Still, never write off the Muff! Make sure to vote on this, y'all. Battle of the Week Potential: 2-1 *Dominate vs.* Allen Knight** Another very strong candidate for the battle of the week right here. And it's an interesting clash of styles, too. Allen Knight is very raw in his verses, coming with grimey attack lines that hit hard. Dominate is very polished and clean with really creative concepts. This might just come down to which styles the voters prefer. I for one can appreciate both, so this is just a heads up for me. If I had to pick one, it'd be Allen, though, because Dom just recently came back from his hiatus and might be a bit rusty. Battle of the Week Potential: 2-1 *Defiant vs.* Arch.** Two very underrated guys right here. Defiant has some bars, but at times his wording lets him down, which might be the reason a lot of people see him as an underdog. Arch on the other hand has a quite sound wording, but doesn't post too much outside of batt- les and is sorta humble even in them, ending all his verse with the infamous "blahh..." Well, this one of the battles to read and vote on this week, and I honestly don't know whom to give it to. In the end, the rust might be a deciding factor again, and that would fa- vor Def, but he's also somewhat inconsistent, so my pick is Arch. You can never count out Defiant, though. He gets those upsets. Battle of the Week Potential: 3-1 *Knucklehead vs.* RPK** Both have solid wording and are somewhat new to the site. Knuck is a consistent battler and never fails to produce some hits. RPK hasn't dropped anything wowing in the league so far, but he has not battled the opponents that would require that yet, so I don't really know how good he is. In the end, the safe pick is Knuck, but we might just see the 1st upset of the season in this battle here. Battle of the Week Potential: 4-1 *Boredom vs.* Vinzr** Vinzr is a solid dude with some experience from different sites. He never really made it to the champ matches of the leagues, though. So this might be his chance to beat the type of opponent that's considered to be in the upper tier of the league. To be honest, I don't think that he's ready for it yet, but then again, the underdog factor is something you can't ever disregard. If Boredom sleeps here, he might get caught. Otherwise, I got Bore winning, though Battle of the Week Potential: 6-1 *Rayge vs.* WRATH** Well, it should be no surprise why I pitted these two against each other. I mean, just look at how cute their names look next to each other. As for the result of the battle, I don't really care. Honestly, I just wanna see the two go 20 lines each, dropping only nameplays. That'd make it the Battle of the Week for sure. If not of the League. Battle of the Week Potential: OBV BOTW IS OBV *mdesanto vs.* bleak** This is an interesting battle. Both have lost a battle and won one so far, so this is the point that leaves one with a pretty good record and one with a not so nice one. But who will it be? To be honest, I got bleak here. He surprised me last week with a very solid verse with good wording, which is a compartment mdesanto is still lacking in a bit if I remember correctly. Both seem to be motivated, though, so this might be better than a lot of people think judging from the names. Battle of the Week Potential: 6-1 *Witty vs.* R!canTheoryz** Contrary to what you might've heard, R!can isn't too bad at text battles if he tries and polishes up his wording. But Witty is really not bad either. His drop in the Ultimate Writer tourney surprised me; it is very solid. So even though R!can might be a bit more experienced, I actually got Witty here. This will most likely be a better battle than most guys would give it credit for. Battle of the Week Potential: 6-1 *megatron vs.* Utmost** Mega showed he really has some bars last week and even got the Battle of the Week. But then, Utmost comes with those wordplays too. What makes this battle even more interesting is the fact that the both of them seem to be on a similar level, which means that this will not be one-sided. With mega being in the league longer and with him having gotten Battle of the Week already, it's hard to predict against him, but Umost is one to pull off some upsets. Battle of the Week Potential: 4-1 *Grave Diggs vs.* Flo Real** Grave had an ... unusual verse to say the least. If he can convert that whacky borderline gay humor into ridiculing humor, though, he could win some battles. Flo is an overall decent battler, though, and even if he were Hoard, he'd still be decent. So I have him winning. Battle of the Week Potential: 8-1 *Mac vs.* fire marshall ill** Mac showed he's decent last week, but also left some room for improvement. Marshall has a horrible name, but so do I, so in the end, he could still be decent. Still, Mac is the safe pick here, be- cause I've actually seen him drop something that was not bad. Battle of the Week Potential: 8-1 WTF's of the Week WTF @ Knucklehead's opponent explicitly telling him to show up, then noshowing. WTF @ Flo Real possibly being Hoard. I always though Flo was cool, so this would surprise me tbh. WTF @ Rayge battling Wrath. WTF @ so many A+ Discussion Threads lately. This site's going nice. WTF @ the User Tag Statistics. I'm spamming the fuck outta those mentions. WTF @ @Vinzr, @Knucklehead, @Allen Knight, @Dominate and @Hollywood commenting on this mag before it's even up fully. WTF @ me working several hours on this. I got too much free time during the holidays. WTF @ me hooking up with a pierced chick for the 1st time. Weird. WTF @ me talking about these kinda things in a Mag. Weird. WTF @ this kid: [wshh=http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhEH9oXqoGH0bA7LsT][/wshh] WTF @ people still noshowing with Mags like these. Y'all gon' get signed the fuck out. WTF @ Lars finally being able to troll people again, 'cause he isn't as known around here. WTF @ The Ultimate Writer and the L4L Cypher Session being Open for Votes. WTF @ me coding a WSHH tag just so I can put the mag honeys directly in the posts. WTF @ me bringing back WTF's. So, that's it from me. I put in some work, and I hope that you do enjoy what I came up with. In turn, I hope you will all show up and all vote. Remember, noshowers are signed out and non-voters don't get title matches. For details about the voting rules, see this week's Voting Links thread. Here's hoping for a good week: [wshh=http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshh8vph8WtnaWC9i0Wd][/wshh]