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Old 12-05-2013, 06:12 PM   #1
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- can recite entirety of shrek 2

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- tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek

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Originally Posted by Swerve View Post
A 95 year old man falling ill and dying are sure signs of an upcoming disaster.
he was a clone. the real nelson mandela has a lab full of dolphins. and he's listening to them with other nelson mandelas, of different ages. nelson mandela 25,39,43,50,54, so on with random numbers. he has experimented with algorhythms of sensative dolphin noises and has concluded through, in series of dolphin morse code it'd be best for the oldest mandela clone (95) to die, while the real mandela (132) is constantly given life force by the dying mandelas.

he also created a new dolphin, the mandolphin. it's a mixture of mandela and a dolphin. it has a afro and is unjustly jailed by other 'dolphins' for being half-man.
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