MY DICK IS SO LONG, YOUR'S IS MORE LIKE HELLO
8-23-2004
“my dick is so-long, yours is more like hello” -Dynamix
i given girls scars on their knees, when they use to just talk
cuz bitches always trip over my dick, like I do when I walk
thats why we do not fuck, when they see it, for better or not
they go straight to the head like a fucking ever-clear shot
so the bitches open their mouth, I tell ‘em to give it a try
but the truth is hard to swallow, and my dick is no lie
i keep bitches happy and clean, see it aint just about the fun
deep throatin my cock is a good time ‘n a colostomy in one
so you wear extra large protection? what is that proving?
fuck magnums, my dick comes strapped with an oozie
I just cant find condoms big enuff, I try protectin myself
but my dicks always in the Source, cuz its too big for XL
they act like scared troy chicks, if i ever rock condoms son
bitches call me the Trojan Horse, because im hung like one
I talked bout jimmy hats for a minute, its something to see
Goodyear went broke tryna make a custom condom for me
so durin sex, im confessin- i only use IVs for my protection
becuz i need blood transfusions just to support my erection
im always at confession, God always forgave me my crimes
and you can say he gave me an inch, about fourty-eight times
damn straight I flaunting this man, you know it kid
we both got socks in our pants,
…but I got a couple feet to go wit it
theres pride amongst friends, jacking off, pissing, but shit man
how many kids do you know also equipped with a kick stand?
Im not a real kinky fan, I guess I like a bitch that’s a moaner
but the definition of golden shower,
…is goin to the bathroom after I piss with a boner
im even too much for a fat chick, because dammit the fact is
fedex n ups went on a joint venture just to handle my package
ur hung like a hobbit, while I can hang around the black kids
call me gandolf, cuz my white shaft hits the ground like magic
for real, the black myth? i no longer think they are pretending
cuz im a white boy, and my dick is fucking racist against me
sex with me is a religious experience, now your bitches will see
cuz after the missionary position, they’ll take a vow of celibacy
so if ur not stocked, its got to be shitty, really something to pity
every guy has a member, but i got a motherfucking committee
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