SO THIS WEEKEND I ATE WEED COOKIES AND DRESSED UP LIKE AN ARMY ZOMBIE THEN DRANK ALL BEERS AND HAD INTERCOURSE WITH A 36 YR OLD WOMEN. AND I PUKED IN HER PURSE.
Hello friends.
Its scary outside, i think im going to limit my time spent irl. Drugs and sex are running rampant.
Bot yo!
Eating weed!?
Awesome.
Ajd i hate stupid weed.
But this shit was like a body high delivered from the future.
Sex was neat too.
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Originally Posted by DMS
My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.
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