Willow Creek is a fucking piece of shit movie.
 

I could give a shit how talented movie critics proclaim Bobcat Goldthwait to be. Yeah. He's an ok director. I get it. I liked him better as an actor. But this handcam/found footage movie is being pegged as the best horror movie of 2014, not to mention of the entire found footage genre. I've even seen reviews where it's heralded as breathing new life into the genre..bullshit.

SPOILER ALERT and Synopsis


A couple goes to Willow Creek to find Bigfoot for the boyfriends vlog documentary. They camp out in the woods. They start hearing Sasquatch-esque noises while in the tent at night (tree knocking/vocalizations/activity outside of the tent/contact with the tent).They are frightened. The chick cries and screams. They leave at dawn. Little did they know they would miraculously have no idea where they are or how they got there and subsequently trek aimlessly through the woods until dark. All the while there is more noises occurring around them. It is now night and they are not only lost but have no supplies as they left them behind when being pursued by what your led to believe is a Sasquatch. The chick is armed with a dead tree branch and she is poking it at the air. They walk around and then the shocking ending...some grotesquely obese naked woman growls and attacks them. They drop the camera. The end.

No Sasquatch. Just a fat bitch with no clothes on.

LMFAO


Can somebody who has seen this explain it to me? Bc by all accounts this is the worst found footage film I've ever seen and it appears that Bobcat Goldthwait is paying for positive reviews.

Lmao with your summary of the movie I will never watch that shit

Sounds like my kind of movie

U lie

I just read some more of these reviews. Lmao. Wow.

Apparently the fat bitch was from a missing persons poster that was very briefly covered earlier in the movie. It's an extremely minute detail. So if you're planning to watch Willow Creek for Bigfoot, what you're really getting is a fucking feral Melissa McCarthy with saggy Kamala titties.

What if they found a big foot instead then the movie ends. I like that

windy city heat>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qj_PPEyiE8

Movie reviews can't be trusted anymore... unless you read multiple (like 5-10) ones and can realize it's most likely somewhere in the middle. There's always a handful of people who will think a movie is the best movie ever, and those are the people quoted by the film maker to prop the movie up. It's the internet's fault. So many opinions with a forum. You used to have to work and have credibility to have your opinion heard (there's a downside to that, too), but now anyone and everyone can write a movie review on their blog (there's an upside to that).

Sounds like a terrible movie. I was talking the other day about how it's hard to tell b movies apart from quality ones anymore, just based off production, because the equipment has gotten so cheap. Before, low budget films looked low budget. Now, people who have no idea how to make a good movie can look like the real thing. It's slightly confusing.

I'm old.

"Just a fat bitch with no clothes on."

Leaned a ninja.

this movie sounds amazing