booth
 

what did you consume today?

i woke up and had a giant cup of coffee, with sugar and milk from a mistreated cow.

i've drank a cup of green generic "lemon lime" juice drink.

i just ate an entire plate full of pizza rolls. i joke and say stuff like 47, but in reality its probably like 28. as many pizza rolls as i can fit onto a plate and microwave.

the pizza rolls are pepperoni. so the pepperoni that is in them is probably from mistreated pigs that are smarter than lassie and old yeller. allegedly. they were probably kept in a factory farm where they shit through grates and stand in one place.

the cheese probably isnt real but if it is im guessing it came from a cow that wasn't living the good life.

the tomato sauce involved im sure was derived from tomatoes from a monsanto farmer.

it was a delicious terrible snack/lunch. i skipped breakfast because i forgot to pull out sausage or bacon.

otherwise i wouldve had 2/3 of a pound of bacon and 2 free range eggs.

eggs are the only thing i will give it up for. they are the only animal matter that tastes better living a healthy life.

But uh-oh animals are helpless and we don't have to make their life miserable but we do purely for convenience.

Don't you think that's cruel and shameful?

I don't eat much now that I'm poor. But working at a restaurant helps. Last night I got a bomb cut of prime rib. The chefs are Mexican so they hook me up

short answer, no.

it seems cruel when ill informed humans try and attach human thinking to non human creatures. the ant knows not the thoughts of the hawk.

a pig would eat you. you ever think about that? don't let the movie babe fool YOU

I rarely eat pizza rolls but when I do I put them in an oven. The truest, purest pizza roll. The wait makes them that much more delicious. Plus the crunchiness is divine. Divine, I say.

for breakfast i had a bowl of
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& a smoothie that was 5 bananas, 2 cups of spinach, hemp protein powder, some ginger root, lemon juice, and coconut sugar.

for lunch i had some of deez
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some of dis
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one of dis
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and thats it so far

but yeah if you're gonna eat pizza rolls you gotta put em in the oven.

microwave all soggy and shit.

agreed. the convenience of the microwave and the fact they are pizza rolls however lead me to just nuking them.

if they were an actual deli***y i would take the time to prepare them more elegantly.

Hemp Protein is wack af boof.

in what regard

I am well aware.

However they DO feel pain, especially the likes of pigs, sheep, chicken, cows, etc. your typical farm animals. They ARE unhappy because they ARE in pain because they DO have nervous systems. Nobody can tell me that animals, or moreso mammals, can not be unhappy, all you have to do is own a dog to know they do feel emotions. I don't have a problem with earing animals due to your point that they would eat me, and also because aee bodies are built to eat meat, but a pig would not make me spend my entire life miserable, and even if it would I believe we as humans, in our intellectual superiority, should hold ourselves to higher standards. Regardless though, the main reason I say this is because if I have a choice to let something be happy or let something be miserable I will always choose the former, and I see no reason other than laziness and spite to choose the latter tbh.

our bodies are built to need protein, not to eat meat. but bravo @ the rest

i hear you brother.

but bacon is delicious. i'm pretty sure libras are scales right? and the bacon one weighs much heavier in my libra brain than any thought of a pig in discomfort.

go smile and look into a mirror.

you have canines.

thats for slicing the flesh of roots tho right

Tbey got them healthy grains granola mix at the giant here

They taste like shit. I gave them to this girl i think is a shithead at my work...she threw them away.

Putting pizza rolls in the oven, is like bringing a bitch to your place to get down

Fuck that I'm fucking you in the car ho

Lol

bro animals with the largest canines in the world don't even eat meat. that doesn't mean anything.

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in reality if your jaw can chew side to side, you were made to eat meat

if your jaw can only move up and down, you are not.


on top of the fact if we were meant to eat meat you would eat it RAW like every other carnivore that's ever existed in the history of everything.

.;..

Oh so we were meant to eat protein

But not meant to eat meat.

Explains why there's always a protein shaker next to every neanderthal skeleton.

lolwtf

legumes nuts seeds beans etc. all very high in protein all been around since before we started putting animal flesh over a fire or eating the unfermented eggs of birds

Yahweh protein?

Muscle milk out da titty?

Boof, I'm guna call you foob, cuz it fits you

lol

we evolved. our jaws became weaker as our brains grew

cooking preserves food as well as makes it easier to consume. if a lion could figure out how to smoke an elephant it wouldnt just eat its butthole and leave the rest for hyenas.

when you spend your life foraging for berries and roots, and then you get the chance to kill a buffalo, you do that. and its packed with shit you need to survive.

humans eat both.

you are genitically designed to eat both because all your ancestors ate both.

What the fuck do you know foob, you wear the rind of a fruit as a hat

It's a metaphor for your faggy veggie life style

bro the meat you eat is disgusting. if you went and killed a buffalo, and cooked it right after gutting and deboneing it, yeah i'm sure it'd be packed with some nutrients

but the shit you scarf down is absolutely ruining your body. its why you can read caesers commentary on the ancient wars while you take a shit because your insides are fucked

not to mention that increased consumption of animal protein(both meat and dairy) correlates perfectly with increased rates of cancer and heart disease in virtually all independent studies over the last 30 years

if you have the choice of eating toxic flesh from slaughterhouse animals who spent their whole lives depressed and tortured raised on gmo foods that create disease and tumors in their short lifetime or eating actual food that promotes proper increased organ function.... why would you pick the former besides it tasting good?


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100 million pigs get murdered every year after 2 years of living in those crates

the result? you get some pork.
the consequence? there are literally 2000 farms in just north carolina with open air waste lagoons the size of multiple football fields that are filled with nothing but shit and piss.
and once they are full, they empty it by spraying it into the air of surrounding areas.
it's pollluting all of our air, our rivers, killing fish hundreds of thousands of fish, probably the same fish you're eating, dying because there's so much animal SHIT in their water.

farm factories create 60x more waste than people do. ALL people.

35 million cows
100 million pigs
270 million turkeys
18 billion chickens

we feed 19 billion animals a year.
19 billion animals that shit every day.
just so we can slaughter them.

that's not the way shit should go bro.

and cooking doesnt preserve food

that shit had been sitting around raw for months and months before it got to you. you cook that shit and it goes bad in a few days.

there's test facilities in the u.s that keeps a cows head locked in place, then they bring in multiple steers to rape that cow, to the point its legs and body BREAK, just to test the tenderness of the meat

and that was in the 80s

no reason to support that shit

yall crazy

and the fact you need help making something easier to consume is just another reason you don't need to eat it.

the more raw your diet is, the healthier you are.

not only is it unneccessary in todays time's, but its fucking up the environment, its evil as fuck, and its ruining everyones health.

Oh dis vegan mad

boof U r so smart

fucka gone *puts on glasses and adjusts them with tape*

HI IM BOOF, FOOD BACWARDS, STANDS FOR BOOTH. IN THE BOOTH. ALL DAY. BUT WHEN IM NOT, HAHA! WELL LET ME JUST TELL YOU, ONCE UPON A TIME, I SPIT ALOT OF RHYMES, AND WHEN FOOD WASN'T IN SEASON?????????I WAS LIKE WHERE IT COME FROM?!!?!!??????????? AND BECAME A VEGAN!!!!!!!!! HIG UYS DID YOU KNOW THAT 13 TRILLION CHICKENS BUTTFUCK EACH OTHER IN A PIGS DEN WHILE FEMALE COWS WATCH AND MASTURBATE AND THIS IS RECORDED AND PHOTOSHOPPED AND USED AS PORN YOU WATCH AT PORNHUB.COM AND U GUYS ACTUALLY "GET OFF" ON THIS? ITS SCIKENING, SURE IF YOU RAPED A GIRL FROM THE STREETS UD GET "SOME NUTRITENTS" FROM HER BLOOD VIRGIN SPLATTER ON UR SOCIOPATHIC FACE, BUT AT WHAT COST? "

THE CONSEQUENCE? AIDS DICK, SEE, WHEN I WENT TO THE BOOTH UNIVERSITY OF OKLAHOMA I LEARNED THINGS, THAT ARE CREUCICAL TO MY BENFICIAL HEALTH!!!!!!!!! I AM HJERE TO PREACH TO THE PUBLIC. HI IM BOOTH. NERD CAT. GLASSES. BOOTH. IN IT. NERDY. QUASI POETRY. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO? KILL CATS. JK DON'T I LOVE CATS. I RECORD WITH MY CAT IN THE BOOTH, HE DOES THE ADLIBS WHEN I CANT 'QUITE' ACHIEVE THAT CERTAIN PITCH I WANT *MEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW* HI IM BOOF I RAPE CATS, YOU GUYS SHOULD RAPE CATS TO SAVE THE HUMANS, HUMANS ARE OVERRATED? THERE ARE CURERNTLY 7 BILLINO HUMANS, AND THEY'RE OVERPOPUALTING THE ERATH WITH THEIR HOT VAGINAS, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO ? GO TO A CAT ADOPTION CENTER AND FINGERFUCK A CAT WITH YOUR PRICK. HAVE SOME CAT CHILDREN. THIS IS THE WAY. THEN AGAIN, IF YOU WERENT MEANT TO BOOTYBANG A CAT, THEN THEY WOULDNT HAVE VAGINAS OR BOOTIES = LOGIC. IM BOOTH. SMART. DEGREE IN VEGANOMICS. GENIUS. PUSS IN BOOTS WITH GLASSES. STUDY THEOLOGY OF CATS. AZTEC WARRIOR. EAT INDIANS. CREATE GENOCIDE =PROFIT. THERE ARE CURRENTLY 18 BILLIO CATS, 5423 COWS AND ELEVENT YHTOUSAND BUFFALOS AND A PORRIDGE AND APEAR TREE, MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME, FUCK ME RIGHT INT HE CAT PUSSY. HI IM BOOF, TEACHING YOU THINGS. WANNA LEARNA BOUT VEGANMIC? LET ME TELL YOU, VEGANMIC, ME, VEGANISM, PALINDROME. CAT RAPE. WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT, A HELATHY CAT ON A TOFU DIET WITH LASERS STRAPPED TO HIS BACK OR A BUFFALLO WHOS BEEN EATING GRASS AND IS READY TO GET RAPED BY 5 STEER? CAT WINS 5/5 TIMES? WHY? CATS RULE. HI IM BOOF

FUCK YOU FAGGOT

i seen that documentary or news clip whatever it was with the lakes of waste that flush out of the factory farms

dude with the drones and them spraying it to empty them

still unphased tbh.

meat is incredible. the literal only reason i care is because it tastes good.

there is no other reason. any sane person would be phased if in the presence of the mistreatment of animals. but im not present. right now whatever device you are using to view netcees the key components were probably mined with child slave laborers in africa.

but the internet is awesome. they got a shit roll of the dice. just like a pig in a factory. keep making my life great because it will be over before i know it and whatever personal views and morals i had as an individual will be irrelevant.

and its ruining no ones health. excess ruins health. humans live longer better lives than they ever had.

back in the day you could die from a cut that got infected. people died long before the cancer wouldve kicked in.

cancer is natural. every single human would get a cancer of some sort if something else doesn't kill them first. its a mutation of cells. stuff can make you more likely to get it but you can't say steak gives you cancer. high blood pressure? ey maybe i dunno. but if you die from eating a steak you lived a good life.

Lolol gone

r.i.p veganism

cancer isn't natural and plenty centenarians die without ever having any cancer. Only 15% of cancer cases are unpreventable. the other 85% are absolutely diet related. And this was a terrible analogy but if i needed internet to survive and the only way was slave labor, okay. if i had a choice to use internet that wasnt built by child slave labor i obviously would. you not caring because youre not present to see or feel the mistreatment is the whole problem. All that means is if i showed you graphic ass footage or took you to a slaughterhouse you'd feel differently. Which means youre just being a dick. And yes, its ruining the majoritys health. You literally fuel cancer with animal protein or processed sugar. I told you, the rates of heart disease and cancer mimmick the rate of meat and dairy consumption, all over the world. Thats real.

Plus half the reason meat tastes good is the preparation and the other half is they add sugar/salt-like chemicals to make you crave it. Much like the tobacco industry. Youre the perfect consumer for all the 70 yr old billionaires that dont give a shit about you so keep giving them all your money i guess.

Keep fighting the good fight man. Someday you might be able to save all of us, the dirty uninformed masses, from atop your high horse on Mt. Pious, Mr. Science Doctor.

I'm really not trying to be on any high horse. He wanted to chat about it. It just bums me out that all this information exists and people are so defensive about products they have no business defending. I ate like shit for 25 years, I had an ex that was vegetarian when I was 21 and i didn't give a shit about that stuff. But it took such a small amount of learning to get me to quit very quickly so I know a little knowledge can't hurt

nigga dis look like a group of people who wanna learn sum shit?

So you honestly think that being vegan is superior/healthier than having a diet with meat in it?

It's just different. Not better. You can be informed and be carnivorous.

Vegans are the crossfitters of the dietary world.

i dont think booth thinks it is outright healthier as much as the health benefits he loses from not eating animals, outweighs the guilt of the factory farming.

even though those animals only exist to be eaten.