Despite my conviction, I must ask
 

so I was cruising in the bathroom with my coworker, taking a piss. We were a urinal apart, but there's a corridor jutting in between so we couldn't catch that size-em-up peak, which is w/e. anyway, we were talking, and then he stopped to wash his hands, and I didn't. I maintain that, lest some rogue tremor wrest my hold on my dick and cause me to piss on myself, I don't need to wash my hands after I piss. I don't have a dirty dick, and I didn't piss on my hands, so why would I wash my hands?

anyway he called me out on it and was like that's gross man, but this dude also bites his nails which I find fucking disgusting. I feel firm in my belief here, but I gotta ask...am I right or am I unhygienic?

U must, man...

No body wanna shake hands with a dude who just touched his thing
It's a world of business

Ew man



Oats grading little gooked out sh8theads term papers w his dick soaked hands like LOL C PLUS OH AN NOW UR PAPER SMELLS LIKE ROMANO CHEESE LMAO.

Smh

shame on u

I just wash my dick thoroughly every morning and then I'm good for the day.

LOOPHOLES.

It depends on the mood I'm in.

When I was a youngster it was rare.

Most times now I will tho.

sounds like y'all got some dirty dicks to me. my shit's clean. I don't wash my hands when I touch my buttcheeks either, just if I wipe. do you guys wash your hands after you scratch your nuts, too? like, every time?

bags I would literally shit on your C pluses and send it home for a parent signature

OH OATS YOU'RE SO FUCKING GREAT WITH YOUR CLEAN TESTICLES I CAN EAT MY DINNER OFF, I'M SORRY I CAN'T BE AS FUCKING GOOD AS YOU AND HAVE MY GENITALS SHINY CLEAN AT ALL FUCKING TIMES BUT SOMETIMES I FORGET OK??????

Oak on that pissy draws flow

I got caught up in a long dramatic pause on "cruising in the bathroom".

That might just be me though.

you can't see the micro piss splash you are getting on your hands.

U know this nigga be scratching his eye and shit too

you guys that scared of potential micro splash of your own piss? bunch of Bilbo Baggins types round these parts

I think your anecdote chronicles a lack of wisdom pure and simple.

i left the thread at this point.

but no

i'm pretty sure i can piss without grabbing my junk. i'd still wash my hands afterward (unless i lived in the country).

Da fuq?

honestly i agree with oats.

Lmao
Cot damn shame

Mini dick ass nigguhs

Sometimes.

I told u, ur done here.^^

nah. my shit flaccid is just perfect for a hands-free.

if how i take a piss has you thinking about the dimensions of my thing, that's weird.